Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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The Infinite drops in through the wall, picks up a bar stool and bottle, throws the bottle at Nickolaz and the chair at Pimp. He then proceeds to put Nickolaz on fire.
Alpha sneaks in under a cardboard box, Solid Snake style, before snapping The Infinite's neck and hiding back under the box.
Pimp recoils from chair attack
I guess no one appreciates big American Tee Tees anymore
*Lights Alpha's box on fire*
I guess no one appreciates big American Tee Tees anymore
*Lights Alpha's box on fire*
The Infinite snaps his neck back into place before pulling out a scythe and slicing Alpha's head off.
Alpha recovers from what is just a flesh wound before being distracted by Pimp's talk of big tee tees
HoD, pissed off from the bottle of whiskey, grabs the Smash Ball flying around. He then unleashes his Final Smash, Darkness Beam, unto the bar, engulfing [user]Alpha1089[/user], [user]Pimppeter2[/user], [user]The Infinite[/user], [user]axle 19[/user], [user]Nicolaz72[/user], [user]Megamocky[/user], [user]War Penguin[/user], and [user]Heart of Darkness[/user] in the blast.
HoD is now in a 15 second cooldown from such an OP attack!
HoD is now in a 15 second cooldown from such an OP attack!
Leon jumps down from the rafters and yawns "That was a nice nap" she said and then glanced around to see destruction from what looked like a darkness beam.
"INFINITE!" she yelled then ran to his side to heal him... then stab him.
"INFINITE!" she yelled then ran to his side to heal him... then stab him.
HoD disguses as The Infinite, and uses the opportunity to backstab [user]LeonLethality[/user] with a butterfly knife.
"I never really was on your side..."
"I never really was on your side..."
Leon pulls out and throws the pathetic butter knife away "You were on my side?" she asked confused "The only one on my side is Mudkip" she then stabs the faker back.
The Infinite recoils from the stab, "DAMN YOU...er.. Thanks?!"" He shouts confused, as he proceeds to uppercut Heart of Darkness so hard his lowerjaw shatters into the skull. Before doing a spinning kick into Leon.
HoD, dead from the stab and uppercut, respawns, and takes the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device from the shelves behind the bar. He then proceeds to trap both LeonLethality and The Infinite in an infinite loop.
"Hehe" The Infinite laughs while endlessly falling through the portals, he then proceeds to open one of his own and falls through a wall behind HoD along with Leon, he then snaps HoD's Head backwards.
The Infinite stares at the Fort. Thinks better of destroying it for the 2nd time and goes to the bartender for a drink.
HoD transmutes into a Ditto to prove that he is immune to the otherwise fatal head snapping, and then transforms into a Dragonite to unleash a Hyper Beam on Infinite and Leon.
I Hyper Beam Rips a hole straight through The Infinite's Torso. "Well...shit." He states before falling to the ground. He then melts into the floorboards and begins to laugh rather loudly. "Oh well only a matter of time." He says coyly, the sound reverberating though the very walls.
A crimson light emerges from the table fort and strikes HoD in the chest
"It will soon be over" Leon says joyfully.
"It will soon be over" Leon says joyfully.