Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

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"I wonder if he'll be back" Leon thought to herself and then saw Infinite who was out for blood

"Y-you w-wouldn't hit a witch-girl w-would you?" she stuttered in fear.
 

The Infinite

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Disappointed at the disappearance of HoD The Infinite calms down and goes to get a drink, offer one to Leon and begins chatting with the Bartender once again. "No I like you too much remember?" he says casually to Leon.
 

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Leon accepts the drink and joins Infinite in talking to the bartender as they wait for the next challenger... or one of them punches the other one.
 

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Axle returns from the pit Infinite left him in and casts meteor on the Bar hitting both Leon and Infinite.
 

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The Infinite gets hit by several of the meteors. Before forming a gauntlet around his fists and pulverizing the rest. He then picks up a nearby table and throws it at Axle, using it as a blinding tool before smashing through it and sending Axle through the wall of the bar out into the void outside.
 

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HoD peers out from behind the bathroom door, pondering. Should he attack the whiskey drinker? Or should he attack the lovers?

HoD decides to pursue neither route, and goes and builds a Sentry nest in the bathroom.
 

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Axle comes back in with a rocket propelled chainsaw launcher which he proceeds to shoot Infinite with.
 

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The Infinite then returns to the bar ordering up another drink and heals Leon of the wounds taken from the stupid meteors. He then tosses a drink over to Heart of Darkness "Good choice mate." He says coolly before being bombarded with rocket fire sending him through the wall of drinks.
 

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Leon shoves a knife in Axle's throat for hitting her with a meteor.

Leon stabs Pyro in the throat for beating her to Axle.
 

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HoD looks at the drink, then at Infinite. "Crap, so you can see through walls and act like they don't exist for physical objects? Damn, there goes me trying to be sneaky." He sips the drink. "Hmm. Now I just need to wait for somebody to come in the bathroom so I can blast them."
 

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Axle tackles Leon while still on fire, lighting her on fire before putting himself out.
 

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Pulling himself out of the wall he stares at Axle. He then proceeds to put him on hellfire. "That's not going to go out so easily. I hear there's a shower in the bathroom" He laughs.
 

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Leon uses Mudkip to douse herself (that's three times!)

and then throws Axle in to the bathroom and blocks the door.
 

Heart of Darkness

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"YES!" HoD screams, and turns his level 3 sentry towards Axle. "You, mah boi, just fell into a nest of pain." And with a depression of the button, the Sentry let loose a hail of bullets and rockets at Axle.
 

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Axle quickly cast Hastega to dodge all the bullets and the using the hellfire burning him to destroy the sentries and burn HoD. Casting Curaga he then blows the door open and casts Holy on Infinite.
 

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"Oh sheyat." He exclaims and the blinding light consumes him, leaving a charred pile on the floor. "Damn you Axle!" A disembodied voice cries from throughout the bar. "Now I have to just sit around and recharge again." He mumbles.
 

Heart of Darkness

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HoD uses his pyromancy to send the fire on his body back to Axle. "Fuck this, I'm muting you," he swore as he cast Mute on Axle, followed by a Slowga spell. He then follows it up with a swift Tazaga to Axle's chest.