Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip uses nose hydro pump to launch the marker at Pimp.

 

[The Infinite]

Infinite jumps from the walls smashing Mudkips face in while shooting randomly into the bar.

 

[LeonLethality]

*jumps on Infinite's back and stabs him in the shoulders*

 

[Tiny116]

*Tiny took a long swig of his Famous Grouse before conking Leon over the back of the head with the empty bottle*

 

[The Infinite]

Grabs onto Leons legs trapping her. Then goes running around the bar using her as a damage sponge.

 

[Tiny116]

*force push*
Sends a table flying at infinites head

 

[The Infinite]

Table smashes into face. Lucky mask took the damage. "Hoorah for this mask of mine" Then proceeds to throw Leon into Tiny.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon throws a volley of knives back at infinite before crashing in to Tiny.

 

[Tiny116]

*Leon and Tiny hurtle into the wall in a heap of arms and legs*
ROAR
*Picks up Leon and throws her back at Infinite*

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon flies upwards away from Infinite and rains knives down on Tiny

 

[The Infinite]

Takes the knives and slumps onto knees before pulling each one out. "Dammit can't move fast because of these damn things" Infinite then crawls to the bartender while recuperating from the knife barrage*

 

[Tiny116]

*zworng*
Tiny blocks all but one of the knives with his lightsaber
*snick*
OW GODDAMIT!
*Pulls knife out of thigh*
*Throws knife back at Leon*
...
*Gets a good Ale from the barman*

 

[Paksenarrion]

Passes by the bar from the other side of the street, considers going in, then sees various furniture and weapons fly out of the already broken windows. Turns around and heads to a safer place...like a war zone.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon still hovering overhead sees Tiny drinking peacefully and contemplates hitting him with a bar stool but she knows not to... instead she hits him with a table

 

[Tiny116]

*Gulp gulp gulp*
CRUNCH
Tiny shakes his head as he sees three of everything.
*Force push*
Tables and chairs and people fly into the opposite wall
*finishes pint*
ah
*collapses*

 

[The Infinite]

Infinite picks up the bartender and uses his indestructibility as a shield and a chance to get up close to Leon, pulling her out of the air smashing her into the ground.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon gets out of the hole in the floor she just got smashed in to and dusts herself off slightly dazed and cursing heavily.

She then for no explainable reason stacks tables in to a fort to hide in with small holes to fire knives from.

 

[The Infinite]

Sets fire to the tables "You should know better than to hide behind wooden tables!" Infinite then proceeds to throw the confused barman at Tiny.

 

[Tiny116]

waaa!
Tiny sits up like he's possessed
*shakes head*
*grabs bottle of liquor and bar cloth*
*makes Molotov cocktail*
*throws at Leons "fort"*
WOOSH
*Force shove*
the barman lands on the floor shakes his head and goes back to work

 

[LeonLethality]

The tables burn down to reveal a steel dome underneath with laughter coming from it.