Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Fury Is Me.]

Seeing the burning book greatly pleases me.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD runs into Fury, lighting him on fire, before he uses his pyromancy to transfer the flames back to Infinite.

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite then consumes the fire before throwing whiskey on Fury intensifying the flames.

 

[Mariakitten]

*walks into bar* "hmmm...no" *walks out"

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite drags Mariakitten back into the bar and throws them into HoD.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Stabs The Infinite in the spinal cord.*

 

[LeonLethality]

"Stabbing is my specialty" Leon said playfully as she jumped down to stab Fury.

 

[mcgroobber]

walks into bar, hey everybody

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD throws Mariakitten back to Infinite. "Hola, senor," he replied to mcgroober.

 

[PrimoThePro]

follows mcgroober into bar, punches heart of darkness in face.
"Now you got a Face of UGLY!"

 

[Unoriginal]

Makes fun of Primo, hurting his feelings greatly.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Ow. My pride.
Comments on Unoriginal's conformity.
Proceeds to shiv him in the gut.

 

[axle 19]

Wakes up from his spot in the rafters before downing a fifth of Jack.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD defenestrates Primo. "What's up with people and their fascination with attacking my face? I mean, really, c'mon."

 

[PrimoThePro]

Sorry for attacking your face friend, I have found a new man... Who is quite more drunk, allowing for much more fun.
*Slapshots a puck at Axle*

 

[axle 19]

Slices the puck in half with his zanbatou before lazily resuming drinking.

 

[PrimoThePro]

*Frustrated*
Fine.
*Takes drink. Consumes with vigour.*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

*>.>*
*<.<*

HoD sneaks up behind Axle, steals his zanbatou, and pushes him out of the rafters.

 

[mcgroobber]

walks into bar, waves hello to all and sits down

 

[PrimoThePro]

*Sits down next to mcgroober, wipes brow, and waves for a couple drinks*
So... Ever see the movie Roadhouse?