Ultimate power.

[johnsom]

I would probably recast every movie ever made with me in the lead role.
Then go live out my starwars fantasies in a galaxy far far away.

Edit: Actually, I kid only time I really have starwars fantasies is when I am ready to sleep and the light is still on.

 

[Broken Boy]

#1. Change my gender!

#2. Put my enemies in their own personal hells!

#3. Have a Coke & a Smile!

Then later on maybe help others but I'm sure the chances of that would be small indeed.

 

[Rasputin1]

I have ultimate power, right? I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want to.

Indeed. No limits at all.

 

[Souplex]

We all have access to the ultimate power, it's called Chutzpa. Most simply lack the will to use it.
Chutzpa is the power to never say die, to keep trying, to slap your limits in the face, and overcome any obstacle.

 

[8bitlove2a03]

First I make myself a fact of time and space (like Captain Jack Harkness). This way I won't get killed by some dumbass political machine wanting to maintain power. Then I would rid the world of hunger, disease, want of power, bloodlust, hatred and all other things that lead to war. Then I would provide all peoples the knowledge that all peoples really are equal and beautiful, so no one would have any more reasons to fight and harm each other. Then I would rid the world of lameness, make it a biological fact that all peoples live until the age of 80 then keel over dead (barring accidents before 80), and create a perfect contraceptive to allow you to have sex infinitely without pregnancy until you want it. Then I will make it so soulmates are a real thing.

Then I'm going to announce to the world what I have done. They will be happy, free, and content. Then eventually the sun will go super nova or some shit so I'll be finding us a new planet, but hey I've got infinite knowledge so....

 

[Autofaux]

Do what I always do.

Establish an immortal benevolent dictatorship, empower about twenty people to become utterly loyal demigod soldiers, train the Police in a special forces environment, rework the Justice system and forge a new era.

 

[jthm]

Get a taco.

What a great idea. I think I will get a taco.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Oh, I would muck around with my own life a bit... Maybe change my hair or eye color, show off fire-out-of nowhere powers, fly home, grab a Root Beer and hand around on the internet. I wouldn't make any sort of major change to anyone's life but my own... 'Cept sometimes I might live out one of my childhood fantasies, help out a few homeless people, end world hunger... And, when I get bored, I'd probably make some sort of huge change, just to see what it'd be like.

Also, I would NOT accept infinite knowledge. That'd make things boring.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Dick around for the most part at first. Continue on life, making adjustments as I go. Eventually I might set in motion a huge plan that will solve the major problems I'm annoyed with. But other than that I'd just experience life (with ultimate powers) and have some fun. Oh and maybe mess with people's minds for shits and giggles.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Let the world know that I'm around. Show a large, beautiful message. Give everyone a chance to be happy, and then show them I can snatch it away if I ever so feel like they deserve it.

I am their jury, judge, and executioner, and a schizophrenic one at that. They should NOT piss me off.

 

[Doctor What]

With ULTIMATE POWER, I would probably get:

somebody to insert movies here for me, because I don't know how. :/

 

[Blemontea]

I would keep it secret... make sure no one knew i had the power. And mess with people through the day, make freaky shit happen, Change the way people act or just levitate them. at home i would just teleport all over the place and keep a can of infinite coke with me to drink while i split into three different "me's" one to play games and mess around here, one to sleep one to do homework. Then at night i would fly around the city stopping evil doer's every once and awhile, stalk people i know walk on the water in the park. Also i would use my powers to pull off the physically impossible street fighter moves and Hazama from BlazBlue's "Inferno Rapture" sending anyone who challenges me flying two stories into the air. I would also travel around the world, meeting people traveling to exotic locations, then travel in time to see what they were like 500 years ago. I would also some days travel to the supermarket and turn into some random item and wait for someone to buy me then go home and see what they do. Not to mention i would shoot fireballs and lightning out of not just my hands. Yeah i thought of a lot of things i would do with unlimited power.

 

[Akukaishi]

I would walk amongst man as the angel of death, culling the weak...and anybody else who annoyed the crap out of me. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


...this is probably why nobody's seen fit to give me Ultimate Power. Huh.

 

[CpnBeef]

i'd do what i do every night pinky...

 

[lithiumvocals]

Everything that was and will ever be awesome, will be mine. Including threesomes. And tacos.


Oh, and for shitz and giggles, go back in time and make every single influential person in history a pothead. Just to see how it will fuck up everything.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

I would make Christina Hendricks fall desperately in love with me. Then I'd take her out for some kebabs. I love kebabs.

 

[child of lileth]

So I'd basically be that Watcher guy from Marvel then? "I am the Watcher, what if..?"

I'd want to see what happened if Samurai Pizza Cats actually had a plot in the English dub. Just to see if it was still half as awesome or not. And yes, that's pretty much the most important thing I could think of to waste this on right now.

 

[HT_Black]

Lemme think...Okay, I got it:

Change reality so that Madelyn Murray O'Hair (no, that's really how she spelled it!) was never born
Track down the woman who invented Encyclopedia Dramatica and give her a bank of high-functioning paid-for servers
Block the bullet that hit John Lennon
Find TheAmazingAthiest from Youtube and set his pubes alight
Un-invent AIDS and cancer
Give Peter Molyneux that instantly codes anything he can think of (barring sentience)
Make L. Ron Hubbard suffer a stroke before he can found the COS
Poof a Charmander burger into existence
Rewrite history so that Christopher Paolini got an editor equivalent to a literary-minded Yahtzee
Find and punch every devout Athiest on Earth
Find and punch every "proud-to-be-a-furry" on Earth
Make Fred Phelps into a quiet, nebbish boy from south Dakota

And then I'd probably just use my absolute power for horsing around my back yard and giving people I don't like Laryngitis.

 

[lithiumvocals]

Lemme think...Okay, I got it:

Change reality so that Madelyn Murray O'Hair (no, that's really how she spelled it!) was never born
Track down the woman who invented Encyclopedia Dramatica and give her a bank of high-functioning paid-for servers
Block the bullet that hit John Lennon
Find TheAmazingAthiest from Youtube and set his pubes alight
Un-invent AIDS and cancer
Give Peter Molyneux that instantly codes anything he can think of (barring sentience)
Make L. Ron Hubbard suffer a stroke before he can found the COS
Poof a Charmander burger into existence
Rewrite history so that Christopher Paolini got an editor equivalent to a literary-minded Yahtzee
Find and punch every devout Athiest on Earth
Find and punch every "proud-to-be-a-furry" on Earth
Make Fred Phelps into a quiet, nebbish boy from south Dakota

And then I'd probably just use my absolute power for horsing around my back yard and giving people I don't like Laryngitis.

Have a problem with atheism?

 

[HT_Black]

...Change reality so that Madelyn Murray O'Hair (no, that's really how she spelled it!) was never born
Find TheAmazingAthiest from Youtube and set his pubes alight
Find and punch every devout Athiest on Earth

Have a problem with atheism?

Only the ones who like to be fussy fundie assholes (pardon my vulgarity, but I really can't come up with a more accurate turn of phrase) about it; for example, Madelyn Murray O'Hair, TheAmazingAthiest, and maybe half of this website's regular visitors.

Everyone else is fine as far as I'm concerned, but those guys can sit and spin--off a pier, no less.