Ultimate power.

[lithiumvocals]

...Change reality so that Madelyn Murray O'Hair (no, that's really how she spelled it!) was never born
Find TheAmazingAthiest from Youtube and set his pubes alight
Find and punch every devout Athiest on Earth

Have a problem with atheism?

Only the ones who like to be fussy fundie assholes (pardon my vulgarity, but I really can't come up with a more accurate turn of phrase) about it; for example, Madelyn Murray O'Hair, TheAmazingAthiest, and maybe half of this website's regular visitors.

Everyone else is fine as far as I'm concerned, but those guys can sit and spin--off a pier, no less.

Ahh. Ok, Cool.

 

[Crabturtleking]

I'd create my own pocket dimension, and faff about in there so as to not screw up the world with my shenanigans. I'd probably invite a bunch of my friends to join my shenanigans in there every so often.

 

[Stoplesteimer]

I would live my life.
Nothing special, I have always believed in the whole "absolute power corrupts absolutely" idea so I would try to not use my power.

Well that and I know I would cock something up somewhere and I would ruin all of existence.

EDIT: Holy misanthropy Batman!

 

[WanderingFool]

make a large amount of people infertile.

Thats at the top of the list, and I have been planning about who to go about this. My overall plan:

2) Kill off large enough number of Earths population, so the remaining humans will began to flurish once again (im basing this off of what happened after the Black Death in Great Britain, which may or may not work on a global scale, but I really dont giuve a fuck.)

3) I would use my ultimate power to judge the remaining humans individually, personally selcecting those who will be a benefit to humanity, and make the rejects infertile (Evolution takes to long to weed out the bad.)

4) I would use my powers to reverse that past two or three hundred years of environmental damage and loss of animal life due to human progress... and make the Japanese stop whaling (if they dont like that, guess what happenes then...)

5) Create renewable energy... because I fucking can!

6) ???????

7)Get myself one of these.

Why you ask? Because... WHAT!? Look at it! Its belt-fed!

8) Profit!

Also, I figure if anyone had an ultimate power, the first thing they would do is get laid, but I dont think it really need to be mentioned in the list... but it is #1.

 

[deonte9109]

I would simply leave the world as is but if I deem an action to harmful to man or society I would eradicate it.

 

[deonte9109]

7)Get myself one of these.

Why you ask? Because... WHAT!? Look at it! Its belt-fed!

8) Profit!

Also, I figure if anyone had an ultimate power, the first thing they would do is get laid, but I dont think it really need to be mentioned in the list... but it is #1.

Oddly enuff I know some guy sat my old Uni that had one these

 

[Druyn]

Get a taco.

What a great idea. I think I will get a taco.

The now-all-powerful me will allow you to dine with him, if it pleases you.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Throw rocks at Tim Burton

 

[Cazza]

Time to make everyone happy.

 

[Betancore]

Take down the Church of Scientology, see Pink Floyd live, solve the problem of scarcity, and give a lot of money to scientists. Or something. I'd probably just screw up somewhere and blow the world up accidentally, though. That's why people like me should not be allowed anywhere near 'power' of any kind.

 

[Aerodyamic]

I'd probably still be bored, and spend most of my time and energy amusing myself with pretty lights and shiny things, but with a much larger canvas.

Like most of the Midwest US.

 

[KiKiweaky]

Give the gaming industry government funding, think of what they could do with XXX billion *drool*

 

[Death God]

I'd do everything I have ever wanted, mess around a little, then sit back and chill out for the remainder of my life.