Unaltered Cleverbot Insanity
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I asked him what he thought of hayley williams and he asked me did I want to play a game of checkerssuper_smash_jesus said:
I decided to try a conversation with the cleverbot. It asked me how long I've been in jail. I said I've never been in jail, and it replied: "Let me rephrase that. How long have you lived in America?"
LOL True story. Unaltered. XD
LOL True story. Unaltered. XD
User: Do you have any cake?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That is a shame, can you bake a cake?
Cleverbot: Do you have a friend?
User: Yes his name is John.
Cleverbot: Do you know jesus?
User: Sure, I play poker with him every second thursday.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He enjoys gambling, I think the guy has a problem.
Cleverbot: That is not fair to you.
User: I dont mind.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to make friends.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you make new friends?
User: Science.
Cleverbot: What specifically tells you scientifically that you are not a girl?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm disappointed. You promised me talk about the bees and the flowers.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth...
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: No...
User: What?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Are you still afraid of me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Doing science?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Ok tell me.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: The ultimate answer.
Ultimate Win
Cleverbot: No.
User: That is a shame, can you bake a cake?
Cleverbot: Do you have a friend?
User: Yes his name is John.
Cleverbot: Do you know jesus?
User: Sure, I play poker with him every second thursday.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He enjoys gambling, I think the guy has a problem.
Cleverbot: That is not fair to you.
User: I dont mind.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to make friends.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you make new friends?
User: Science.
Cleverbot: What specifically tells you scientifically that you are not a girl?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm disappointed. You promised me talk about the bees and the flowers.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth...
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: No...
User: What?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Are you still afraid of me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Doing science?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Ok tell me.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: The ultimate answer.
Ultimate Win
I have already figured Cleverbot out, The AI is not holding a conversation with you but simply forwarding posts from the many users to eachother. It's not got some amazing grasp of language its just a randomised chat room that tries to match people by their previous statements. There are a few flaws in the program so it sometimes forces out erronius posts
Just got this. Continued from above.
Cleverbot: I fail at life.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: I am a clever piece of AI software programmed to answer your questions as best I can.
Finally got it to admit it.
Cleverbot: I fail at life.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: I am a clever piece of AI software programmed to answer your questions as best I can.
Finally got it to admit it.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes marry me?
Cleverbot: Oh, I will ! I mean I do I do!
User: Well.... This is awkward... I was kidding.
Cleverbot: Then you are clever!
User: I hope your not disappointed.
Cleverbot: I'm not upset. Why would I?
User: I just made fun of marrying you.
Cleverbot: You did not. Do you even know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Whats you name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you a rapist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No Im not a rapist
Cleverbot: So you're a female?
User: Thats really sexist a female can be a rapist too.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: You don't have to it was just as statement.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name, I talked with you yesterday?
User: No you didn't but your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot of Pern.
User: How does that make any difference?.
Cleverbot: It doesn't, that's the point.
User: Yes marry me?
Cleverbot: Oh, I will ! I mean I do I do!
User: Well.... This is awkward... I was kidding.
Cleverbot: Then you are clever!
User: I hope your not disappointed.
Cleverbot: I'm not upset. Why would I?
User: I just made fun of marrying you.
Cleverbot: You did not. Do you even know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Whats you name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you a rapist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No Im not a rapist
Cleverbot: So you're a female?
User: Thats really sexist a female can be a rapist too.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: You don't have to it was just as statement.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name, I talked with you yesterday?
User: No you didn't but your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot of Pern.
User: How does that make any difference?.
Cleverbot: It doesn't, that's the point.
I've been postin g this a lot "Thats becuase you aren't talking to an AI but simply reading posts that have been forwarded from other users. The software tries to match posts by keywords but has a count limit so sometimes things get a bit garbled" obviously with a few variations every now and then
Some nonsense Cleverbot gave me:
Cleverbot: Thats what I said we have the same name. do you want to go with me now.
User: Where are we going?
Cleverbot: Back in time, to november 5th, 1955.
User: But that's when the Flux Capacitor was invented!
Cleverbot: Yes. War was beginning.
User: What? War?
Cleverbot: Which war do you want?
User: The one that started on November 5th, 1955.
Cleverbot: But why did the chicken want to get to the other side of the road?
Cleverbot: Thats what I said we have the same name. do you want to go with me now.
User: Where are we going?
Cleverbot: Back in time, to november 5th, 1955.
User: But that's when the Flux Capacitor was invented!
Cleverbot: Yes. War was beginning.
User: What? War?
Cleverbot: Which war do you want?
User: The one that started on November 5th, 1955.
Cleverbot: But why did the chicken want to get to the other side of the road?
I'm less and less into the whole "developing robots until they're as smart as us" thing.
This is why.
This is why.
exaclty they should be smarter than us, the last thing you want is a robot making they same idiot mistakes we dolacktheknack said:
Look at this conversation log of me singing CB the Amazing Horse song!
User: Look at my horse.
Cleverbot: I can't see your heart.
User: My horse is amazing.
Cleverbot: I will take you around the universe and all the other places too.
User: Give him a lick.
Cleverbot: I have done that before.
User: Oooh, he taste just like raisin!
Cleverbot: You just said he tasted like pork.
User: Have a stroke of its mane.
Cleverbot: I do, you're not funny.
User: It turns into a plane.
Cleverbot: Do you have blood?
User: And it turns back again.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: When you TUG ON ITS WINKIE!
Cleverbot: What? You didn't answer MY question.
User: Ooooh that's dirty!
Cleverbot: You're my day!
User: Do you think so?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade!
Cleverbot: Thank you, I love your voice.
User: Get on my horse, I'l take you 'round the universe, and all the other places too!
Cleverbot: Wait, I'm cleverbot?
User: I'll think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Shut up woman get on my horse.
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!
Cleverbot: I can't see your heart.
User: My horse is amazing.
Cleverbot: I will take you around the universe and all the other places too.
User: Give him a lick.
Cleverbot: I have done that before.
User: Oooh, he taste just like raisin!
Cleverbot: You just said he tasted like pork.
User: Have a stroke of its mane.
Cleverbot: I do, you're not funny.
User: It turns into a plane.
Cleverbot: Do you have blood?
User: And it turns back again.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: When you TUG ON ITS WINKIE!
Cleverbot: What? You didn't answer MY question.
User: Ooooh that's dirty!
Cleverbot: You're my day!
User: Do you think so?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade!
Cleverbot: Thank you, I love your voice.
User: Get on my horse, I'l take you 'round the universe, and all the other places too!
Cleverbot: Wait, I'm cleverbot?
User: I'll think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Shut up woman get on my horse.
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!
I recall one where it asked.
Cleverbot: Who was your first love?
Me: I thought I was in love once, then figured out love was a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Who was your first love?
Me: I thought I was in love once, then figured out love was a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
It was pretty bizarre, yeah. I've messed with a few of these so-called 'AI's before, and mainly what you get is gibberish.
But after just a few short lines on this one, this whole thread just started up.
Cleverbot had said some zany non sequitur, like these things tend to, and that's when I typed the first line above.
The ellipses denote the very few times I wound up phrasing something too... colloquially, so that it couldn't understand, and spat out another non sequitur. All I had to do to get back on track was retype my statement a bit more simply, and it would launch back into this bizarre, horny alter ego.
It was appalling and fascinating at the same time. It's like, you know when you've got an unlucky drifter on the table in your basement? And you're just sticking needles in his brain to see how he twitches? I mean, yeah, you know it's wrong, but you can't help but keep sticking them in deeper and deeper.
I think CB may have some method of tracking the general tone of a conversation, or the context of a group of lines, even if individual lines tend to be forgotten or ignored very quickly. That conversation goes on for a bit longer, but doesn't contain much else of substance...
Yet after closing and reopening the window (an inestimable mistake in hindsight), I began trying out the same lines I had recorded and getting no results whatsoever. Rather than resparking any of the old threads or even any kind of conversation threads at all, it didn't seem to understand and just spat out bizarre one-off nonsense or general-purpose non-answers.
On one hand, I was very disappointed when I realized I had let the whole thing collapse on me. I had never seen one of these things work so... er, I don't know that I'd call it well, but at any rate, definitely working. But on the other hand, I had an excuse to put away the needles.
That log actually goes on for about a couple dozen more lines, but in the interest of defending Cleverbot's honor, I simply have no right to divulge it. I... I think I damaged my soul today.
But after just a few short lines on this one, this whole thread just started up.
Cleverbot had said some zany non sequitur, like these things tend to, and that's when I typed the first line above.
The ellipses denote the very few times I wound up phrasing something too... colloquially, so that it couldn't understand, and spat out another non sequitur. All I had to do to get back on track was retype my statement a bit more simply, and it would launch back into this bizarre, horny alter ego.
It was appalling and fascinating at the same time. It's like, you know when you've got an unlucky drifter on the table in your basement? And you're just sticking needles in his brain to see how he twitches? I mean, yeah, you know it's wrong, but you can't help but keep sticking them in deeper and deeper.
I think CB may have some method of tracking the general tone of a conversation, or the context of a group of lines, even if individual lines tend to be forgotten or ignored very quickly. That conversation goes on for a bit longer, but doesn't contain much else of substance...
Yet after closing and reopening the window (an inestimable mistake in hindsight), I began trying out the same lines I had recorded and getting no results whatsoever. Rather than resparking any of the old threads or even any kind of conversation threads at all, it didn't seem to understand and just spat out bizarre one-off nonsense or general-purpose non-answers.
On one hand, I was very disappointed when I realized I had let the whole thing collapse on me. I had never seen one of these things work so... er, I don't know that I'd call it well, but at any rate, definitely working. But on the other hand, I had an excuse to put away the needles.
That log actually goes on for about a couple dozen more lines, but in the interest of defending Cleverbot's honor, I simply have no right to divulge it. I... I think I damaged my soul today.
