"Unavoidable" Global Bacon Shortage Expected Next Year

[Steeveeo]

December 21, 2012: The Day the Bacon Ended

 

[FrozenCones]

Hah, I eat soy bacon bitches. Let's get some fuckin' synthetic poultry UP IN THIS

shit yeah

 

[Sinocenturion]

Thank god. So maybe now all the hipster douches who rant about bacon and put bacon on everything including fucking ice-cream can find some other food to love ironically.

You shouldn't knock it until you try it dude. I've had the ice cream that was in that photo...it is soooooo good.

By the way, that ice cream was made by a company called Coolhaus in Los Angeles. They also make a chicken and waffle ice cream that is INSANE! So I guess that they got the bacon crisis covered!

 

[Ganondork100]

As long as we still have Nutella, then the worl- no, the universe should still be in balance.

 

[Kopikatsu]

I actually eat tofakon, so this doesn't bother me at all.

Yay for tofakon!

 

[Scorpid]

This actually doesn't effect me that much, I'm much more of chicken guy. Bacon always makes my po' tummy hurt oh so much.

 

[The Mighty Stove]

My love no..... they can't take you, THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU FROM ME!

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Mike, you realize April Fools Day isn't for another 7 months, right? Right?

...Right?

 

[Phantom Kat]

Meh New Zealand produces its own bacon so I think I'll be fine. Such is the benefits of an agricultural economy.

 

[orangeapples]

why doesn't everyone just stockpile on bacon and throw it in a giant industrial freezer. Then when the whole December 2012 thing happens you can use your bacon supply as currency in the destroyed world.

or if that doesn't happen you can just enjoy your bacon while everyone else suffers.

 

[Darks63]

Just switch to turkey bacon in the meantime

 

[Arakasi]

I laugh at you pathetic fools with your addiction to bacon!
Mwahahaha!

 

[Overusedname]

There is no doubt in my mind that this will be the thing that gets people to stop pollution and climate change.

 

[nexus]

Bacon eaters are the cannibals during the apocalypse. It's true.

 

[chiefohara]

This would make one hell of a south park episode with Cartman hoarding bacon

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

That's our cue everyone, GET TO WORK!
Find a pig and fuck it, it's the only way to get more bacon! If they won't give us the bacon then we'll have to create our own by force!

 

[Scentedwiind]

But we ALL know that global warming thing is just a bunch of nonsense concocted by scientists. Wink wink nudge nudge don't say a word.

 

[RustlessPotato]

I am pretty sure Gay Marriage caused this. Because of Reasons.


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