*Puts on Ultra-Conservative Republican hat*
"This is nothing more than typical liberal trash. Science is wrong. Mankind--not humanity--MANkind is commanded by God to dominate the world and all its animals.
Liberals are the real swine--obstructing the wholesome production of divinely blessed porkage with their vile EPA standards.
Global Warming is a hoax. The complete melting of the polar ice caps happen all the time. Just thirty years ago liberal paid scientists were falsifying their data to prove that we were entering an ice age.
Science doesn't belong in schools. The Department of Education should be eradicated. All teachers who pass on these lies about Global Warming should be fired and replaced with supporters of Intelligent Design.
There is no bacon shortage. There will never be a bacon shortage. If a bacon shortage occurred it would solely be a result of God punishing Americans for not supporting an American theocracy."
***cough---choke---cough***
Sorry, everybody. I couldn't keep the Dunce Hat on any longer.
OT: I don't eat that much bacon, but my roommate lives on the stuff. Bacon sandwiches two or three times a week. Bacon on his salads, etc. This won't go over well with him.