"Unavoidable" Global Bacon Shortage Expected Next Year

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Somethingfake

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TizzytheTormentor said:
N...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[HEADING=2]I'm outta here![/HEADING]

THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR ME IN THIS WORLD!!!
Could you tell me where that gif is from?
 

Elemorea

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Hang on, I thought pigs could eat almost any food type. Meat, grains, veg, I've even heard of them eating human remains. I fail to see how they could not have been fed with a substitute.
 

BiscuitWheels

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Thank god. So maybe now all the hipster douches who rant about bacon and put bacon on everything including fucking ice-cream can find some other food to love ironically.
 

The Pumpkin Witch

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*Puts on Ultra-Conservative Republican hat*

"This is nothing more than typical liberal trash. Science is wrong. Mankind--not humanity--MANkind is commanded by God to dominate the world and all its animals.

Liberals are the real swine--obstructing the wholesome production of divinely blessed porkage with their vile EPA standards.

Global Warming is a hoax. The complete melting of the polar ice caps happen all the time. Just thirty years ago liberal paid scientists were falsifying their data to prove that we were entering an ice age.

Science doesn't belong in schools. The Department of Education should be eradicated. All teachers who pass on these lies about Global Warming should be fired and replaced with supporters of Intelligent Design.

There is no bacon shortage. There will never be a bacon shortage. If a bacon shortage occurred it would solely be a result of God punishing Americans for not supporting an American theocracy."

***cough---choke---cough***

Sorry, everybody. I couldn't keep the Dunce Hat on any longer.

OT: I don't eat that much bacon, but my roommate lives on the stuff. Bacon sandwiches two or three times a week. Bacon on his salads, etc. This won't go over well with him.
 

Genocidicles

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Not much of a fan of bacon, but if I have to go a week without a sausage sandwich, I think I might lose it.
 

OldNewNewOld

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If only bacon was any good to begin with, I would maybe, just maybe give a single fuck about this. But since it's shit, you own me 10 fucks for reading this... "article".
 

Infernai

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No bacon.....NO BACON!?

Ok, that's it..you thought my one man war against the Bronies in the dark ages of the internet was horrifying. Well, the world is going to give me my bacon, or i shall take it by whatever means necessary:



I'm ready when you are world.
 

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PureIrony said:
Today...is a good day to like Turkey Bacon.

Screw pork.
I'll stand by you.

What's there to like about pigs anyway?
Except for the fact they constitute 107%[footnote]98% of Steve?'s consumption, and about 9% of my lust for stabbing things with a sword.[/footnote] of my Minecraft diet.

But seriously. I'm not that big a fan of bacon anyway.
 

Somethingfake

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Somethingfake said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
N...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[HEADING=2]I'm outta here![/HEADING]

THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR ME IN THIS WORLD!!!
Could you tell me where that gif is from?
Geez, third timeI have been asked.

It's from Angel Beats.
All right mate, chill your beans, we've all been guilty of not reading every single post on a thread.
 

DeltaEdge

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I'm glad I don't eat bacon much, if ever. I don't even like bacon... Please don't kill me.
 

Rack

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DeltaEdge said:
I'm glad I don't eat bacon much, if ever. I don't even like bacon... Please don't kill me.
More bacon for us, in these dark times I think we can all appreciate a few martyrs such as yourself.
 

deathninja

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"China has begun stockpiling bacon"

Calling it now, next year the US kicks off WW3 in another desperate resource grab.
 

LobsterFeng

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I just wanted to say that this video:
was playing in the background while I was reading all of these posts, and it made the gifs way more hilarious than what was intended.

I only like bacon when it's chewy and nobody seems to make it that way over here so meh. But I do love pork and ham.
 

NiPah

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Somethingfake said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Somethingfake said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
N...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[HEADING=2]I'm outta here![/HEADING]

THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR ME IN THIS WORLD!!!
Could you tell me where that gif is from?
Geez, third timeI have been asked.

It's from Angel Beats.
All right mate, chill your beans, we've all been guilty of not reading every single post on a thread.
Well it is a bloody awesome anime, definitely worth the watch... WHEN THERE IS NO BACON.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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To think that all these years people have been trying to push awareness and action against climate change by presenting horrific facts about the environment and sea levels, when bacon was at risk! If someone had just said "And what's more...no bacon", this whole thing would be sorted by now.
 

chozo_hybrid

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Oh well, it's something that I can live without. Or maybe people can learn to pace themselves and stop using copious amounts of it. Like those morons from Epic Meal Time...