Uncharted 3's multiplayer makes me want to stab a puppy

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Gorilla Gunk

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I've been stomped by some of the top players in Metal Gear Online, played hacked games of Call of Duty, been invaded in Dark Souls by level 1 players dressed head to toe with rare armor, and endured entire campaigns on Left 4 Dead with shitty teammates, but none of those are near as stressful as playing a single 10 minute match in Uncharted 3. I don't usually rage in games, but Uncharted is different.

You know how in most multiplayer games you start out kind of awful but gradually get better? Well Uncharted 3 is like that except the second part never happens. If you suck in your first match you will always suck. One way I can describe it is that it's like the game was designed exclusively for hardcore pub players and does everything in it's power to turn off casual gamers who just want to have a good time.

Usually I'd just write the game off and move on but despite getting owned by a clans of lifers every match, I still genuinely enjoy the game. It's colorful, has a sense of humor about itself, the maps are great, and I love the freedom of movement it gives you. This might sound like a puzzling statement but it's the game I wish Brink would have been. It could really be one of my top multiplayer games of all time if it weren't for the thick slimy layer of bullshit on top, something that could be fixed with a few patches but unfortunately it seems naughty Dog is starting to encourage this bullshit, releasing tutorial videos on how to get even more cheap kills.

What really breaks my heart about this game the most is that naughty Dog has seemingly stopped supporting the co-op aspect, the only place where I'm safe from players rolling around and blindfiring me to death. The recent patch full of new items and features is exclusively for competitive multiplayer and when asked if they had any more plans for co-op they said no.

Sorry for the rant but I needed to vent.
 

CityofTreez

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It does allow "pub stomping" rather easily.

It's a very well done MP and I enjoyed it, but it's damn near impossible to have a close game or to have one that's not filled with clan try hards. I don't remember it being this bad with the U2 MP, so idk.

Short of adding a no party mode, there's not much you can do.
 

Gorilla Gunk

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The recent "Mercenary Team Death Match" mode in the Lab kind of remedies that problem and makes me hopeful that naughty Dog will make it an official game mode.
 

Captain Epic

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I have played soo much of this multiplayer and I love it yet I do in fact still suck harder than I do in any other online shooter. I noticed that back when I played with a set group, I played much better. Now this is something that happens in most shooters but Uc3 really does like to fuck up anyone going into a match alone. This really wasn't a problem in the 2nd game. The only real problem is that you need to have an organized team to enjoy the game, and that is a real shame.
 

Magnum700

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I used to be really good at Uncharted 3 multiplayer but then Patch 1.13 hit then BOOM! I get steamrolled every competitive match I go into. D:
 

Vault101

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Nathan Drake makes me want to stab a puppy..join the club XD

I never really did try the multilayer in any of the uncharted games
 

Corven

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Welcome to one of the major downsides of the prevalence of persistent unlocks in multi-player games.
 

Gorilla Gunk

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darkstone said:
Welcome to one of the major downsides of the prevalence of persistent unlocks in multi-player games.
The unlocks really aren't the problem. It's just the way Naughty Dog designed the game. You'd have to play it to really understand.
 

Soxafloppin

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Yea..I love the Uncharted series, but my love for them comes from the cinematic story mode, I could never get into the MP in 2 or 3.

Great games none the less.
 

Casual Shinji

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The only problem I ever had with the Uncharted 3 multiplayer was clans. As soon as I realized I was up against a clan I knew that match would be spent across somebody's lap, with me wearing a ball gag and them handling the paddle.

I've had matches where I got my teeth kicked in to hell and back, but I've had just as many where I was dishing out the pain. It all depends on the team you happen to be in in that particular match, I guess. Sometimes you're shit out of luck.

It also helps to not play it like a FPS, which many people tend to do.
 

DanteLives

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You're not the only one.

I got frustrated of grinding Hardcore for treasures only to get Just Crap and duplicates over and over and over. What also ticks me off is when looking for a "close game" it pairs me with players from Mexico and Brazil.
 

Sean Steele

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Its pretty easy to wreck blind firers in Uncharted by playing vertically. If you drop to a ledge below them while they try that nonsense they are pretty much sitting ducks.
 

bullet_sandw1ch

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the same with killzone 3.
infiltrators.
infiltrators everywhere.
from sea to shining sea.

seriously though, its gotten to the point where i have to shoot every ally i come across, lest i want a random combat knife to the eye.
 

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Sean Steele said:
Its pretty easy to wreck blind firers in Uncharted by playing vertically. If you drop to a ledge below them while they try that nonsense they are pretty much sitting ducks.
yeah, but the KAL 7 is basically a blind fire sniper rifle, that everyone seems to have by now. you will NEVER win a battle if the opponent has a KAL 7 and knows how to use it in the slightest.
 

Sean Steele

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bullet_sandw1ch said:
Sean Steele said:
Its pretty easy to wreck blind firers in Uncharted by playing vertically. If you drop to a ledge below them while they try that nonsense they are pretty much sitting ducks.
yeah, but the KAL 7 is basically a blind fire sniper rifle, that everyone seems to have by now. you will NEVER win a battle if the opponent has a KAL 7 and knows how to use it in the slightest.
Stick to tunnels and the like if you have sniper folks like in the train station run to the one on the side without the ramp (They are sure to follow you.) As your climbing up drop a grenade down and enjoy the lolz.
 

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I came into this thread expecting everyone to disagree with OP, but apparently you all share this opinion as well.

Am I really the only one here who thinks OP is completely wrong? Not to knock on you, OP, but I've never seen/had this problem in UC3's multiplayer.