Unexplained Zombie Outbreak?

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Albino Ninja

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OH NOES ZOMBIES!!!! well you know if this is real I knew zombies would attack, most likely if it is true it is probably just a coincidence. If its fake you should write a book.
 

Souplex

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There has been no physical evidence fo what the attacker is so lets go with the remains of its victims.
They all appear to be organic life. Despite gunshots being heard they did not mention any of the bodies having bullets in them implying that the victoms shot but failed to kill. All of the corpses were left lying there and they did not get up as any form of undead. What you have hear is a killbot harboring a hatred towards organic life.
 

Railu

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Get a hot Girlfriend but never ask her to do IT with you then swear to protect her while you carry a baby.
You will be safe.

Oh and practice a witty line to use after defeating the zombies, further info Zombie Survival Guide and How To Survive A Horror Movie
And if you hear a noise outside, never say to her "I'll be right back". You'll be just fine.
 

Captain_Ne-San

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Tried the newspaper website out of general curiosity. Nothing turning up. At all. Except some guy drowned in his pool. Even if you could find anything the website wants you to purchase the article before you can buy it.
 

Finbark

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Well the first few sentences did say he found this story so it's not him in the situation. Good find though.

EDIT she/her
 

Scarletmarine

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Hey, after see these replies I dug alittle deeper with events in history that could be refrences to zombies. 1944 Captain Edwards and his platoon were in a conflict. 20 unknowns were appoarching them. He gave the order to waste them. Their bullets went through but that didn't slow the unknowns down. One man through a gernade but only killed one of them. In a last effort they set the unknowns on fire. One of his men were grabbed as they fled. They tore his man apart when he looked back but the group had to keep running.

Think this through logically. The dead can't come back. But Is it impossible to create a virus or discover one that warps the brain and mutates it. If it did happen do you really think the goverment would want us to know? If they told us there could be rioting, looting, death and destruction in panic. Look back to the 50's when a radio show told America that aliens had invaded. Everyone freaked out.

If there have been outbreaks then it must have been small enough to contain. If there every was a class three outbreak the goverment would have some explaining to do. If the goverment does acutally have zombies contained and are reseaching them then how could we know? If one or two escape then why not killed everyone infected and the zombies in question and blame a few survivers as murders.

But as much as I want a zombie outbreak it's so unlikely to happen. A girl can only hope :(
 

werepossum

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Scarletmarine said:
Hey, after see these replies I dug alittle deeper with events in history that could be refrences to zombies. 1944 Captain Edwards and his platoon were in a conflict. 20 unknowns were appoarching them. He gave the order to waste them. Their bullets went through but that didn't slow the unknowns down. One man through a gernade but only killed one of them. In a last effort they set the unknowns on fire. One of his men were grabbed as they fled. They tore his man apart when he looked back but the group had to keep running.

Think this through logically. The dead can't come back. But Is it impossible to create a virus or discover one that warps the brain and mutates it. If it did happen do you really think the goverment would want us to know? If they told us there could be rioting, looting, death and destruction in panic. Look back to the 50's when a radio show told America that aliens had invaded. Everyone freaked out.

If there have been outbreaks then it must have been small enough to contain. If there every was a class three outbreak the goverment would have some explaining to do. If the goverment does acutally have zombies contained and are reseaching them then how could we know? If one or two escape then why not killed everyone infected and the zombies in question and blame a few survivers as murders.

But as much as I want a zombie outbreak it's so unlikely to happen. A girl can only hope :(
As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.

So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
 

Smyter

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if this is real then oh god more government cover ups if not great writing and you should get a trophy
 

Scarletmarine

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werepossum said:
Scarletmarine said:
As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.

So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.
 

Smyter

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Scarletmarine said:
werepossum said:
Scarletmarine said:
As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.

So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.
note to self dont piss her off
 

werepossum

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Scarletmarine said:
werepossum said:
Scarletmarine said:
As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.

So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.
Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.
 

Scarletmarine

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werepossum said:
Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.
If you have proof saying zombies don't exist i'll believe but I know first hand that they do exist. The only one who acutally believes me is my ex who was there when it happened. BTW, by crazy I mean the side we don't show guys like our real thoughts and ideas and beliefs, not like physco murder crazy.
 

Smyter

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Scarletmarine said:
werepossum said:
Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.
If you have proof saying zombies don't exist i'll believe but I know first hand that they do exist. The only one who acutally believes me is my ex who was there when it happened. BTW, by crazy I mean the side we don't show guys like our real thoughts and ideas and beliefs, not like physco murder crazy.
well zombies do exist in peoples minds but i guess if they are real real i haven't seen one yet otherwise i would have a nice head trophy
 
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Scarletmarine said:
The FVZA is defunct, so the presence of helicopters and gunfire suggests to me that military is trying to defuse the situation best it can. If they had asked me, I would have told them to lose the helicopters, but no one has contacted me
Because nothing's more useless against hordes of slow-moving unarmed corpses then a vehicle that can both fly just above their reach and unleash hundreds of thousands of 20mm rounds and dozens of rockets into the mass.

How could that possibly beat a static line of soldiers?
 

Mr.Pandah

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Yeah...just read the Zombie Survival Guide and all will become clear. Oil Rigs ftw!
 

boardman1000

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this was an excerpt from max brooks "world war z". its a book about the oral history of the great zombie war. its in the beginning of the book, i also think its in "the zombie survival guide" by the same author, hella funny books, great info for getting away from zombies.

Pirates > zombies > lepers > ninjas and thats the truth.