It never is.rottenbutter said:If this i real, then the world is about to get a lot more interesting.
-- Alex
It never is.rottenbutter said:If this i real, then the world is about to get a lot more interesting.
And if you hear a noise outside, never say to her "I'll be right back". You'll be just fine.Reaperman Wompa said:Get a hot Girlfriend but never ask her to do IT with you then swear to protect her while you carry a baby.
You will be safe.
Oh and practice a witty line to use after defeating the zombies, further info Zombie Survival Guide and How To Survive A Horror Movie
A guy can dream can't he?Alex_P said:It never is.rottenbutter said:If this i real, then the world is about to get a lot more interesting.
-- Alex
As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.Scarletmarine said:Hey, after see these replies I dug alittle deeper with events in history that could be refrences to zombies. 1944 Captain Edwards and his platoon were in a conflict. 20 unknowns were appoarching them. He gave the order to waste them. Their bullets went through but that didn't slow the unknowns down. One man through a gernade but only killed one of them. In a last effort they set the unknowns on fire. One of his men were grabbed as they fled. They tore his man apart when he looked back but the group had to keep running.
Think this through logically. The dead can't come back. But Is it impossible to create a virus or discover one that warps the brain and mutates it. If it did happen do you really think the goverment would want us to know? If they told us there could be rioting, looting, death and destruction in panic. Look back to the 50's when a radio show told America that aliens had invaded. Everyone freaked out.
If there have been outbreaks then it must have been small enough to contain. If there every was a class three outbreak the goverment would have some explaining to do. If the goverment does acutally have zombies contained and are reseaching them then how could we know? If one or two escape then why not killed everyone infected and the zombies in question and blame a few survivers as murders.
But as much as I want a zombie outbreak it's so unlikely to happen. A girl can only hope![]()
You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.werepossum said:As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.Scarletmarine said:[/b]
So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
note to self dont piss her offScarletmarine said:You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.werepossum said:As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.Scarletmarine said:[/b]
So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.Scarletmarine said:You sexist pig. That's the movies. The only thing they ever got right is that zombies would be caused by virus and to destroy the head. Telling you right now all girls have a crazy side. I am more then in shape mentally and physically for any out break. Plus owning some weapons does tend to help.werepossum said:As an attractive teenage girl you are the natural prey of zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other supernatural beasties (excluding of course gay zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc.) unless you are a virgin accompanied by a small child; then you will survive, but all your promiscuous friends will die. Horribly. If Hollywood has taught us nothing else, it's that only the virgin and the small child survive.Scarletmarine said:[/b]
So perhaps you shouldn't hope too hard for a zombie outbreak.
If you have proof saying zombies don't exist i'll believe but I know first hand that they do exist. The only one who acutally believes me is my ex who was there when it happened. BTW, by crazy I mean the side we don't show guys like our real thoughts and ideas and beliefs, not like physco murder crazy.werepossum said:Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.
well zombies do exist in peoples minds but i guess if they are real real i haven't seen one yet otherwise i would have a nice head trophyScarletmarine said:If you have proof saying zombies don't exist i'll believe but I know first hand that they do exist. The only one who acutally believes me is my ex who was there when it happened. BTW, by crazy I mean the side we don't show guys like our real thoughts and ideas and beliefs, not like physco murder crazy.werepossum said:Um, hate to break it to you, but zombies ARE just in movies. Unless you count those in the Caribbean where they're supposedly used as slaves for heavy labor.
Because nothing's more useless against hordes of slow-moving unarmed corpses then a vehicle that can both fly just above their reach and unleash hundreds of thousands of 20mm rounds and dozens of rockets into the mass.Scarletmarine said:The FVZA is defunct, so the presence of helicopters and gunfire suggests to me that military is trying to defuse the situation best it can. If they had asked me, I would have told them to lose the helicopters, but no one has contacted me