Unlikely last words

[hopeneverdies]

"Honestly, that bullet just doesn't have very good feng shui where it's at on my body."
"Feng shui only applies to rooms."
"Fuck..."

 

[Icanclimbrocksfast]

"I guess I'll never see that bomerang again"

 

[The Big Eye]

"More... hamsters... than... expected..."

"Who's the world gonna revolve around now?..."

That one's my favourite.

 

[X10J]

"With my final breath, I curse ZOIDBERG!!!"

Agh beat me to it.

"Outro of DARKNESS!" Tobuscus said he'd do an outro of darkness as his last words.

"Meh, I'm cool wid it." I intend to make these my final words.

"It's just a flesh wound."

"This doesn't have peanuts in it, does it?"

"Don't worry it's not loa-"

"Will I dream Dave? Daisy...Daisyyyyyy."

 

[Alon Shechter]

Guys. Candlejack Ain't rea-

 

[Canid117]

Is that Jason Vorhees?

 

[arbiter592]

Rifles? What are these rifles you speak... SPLAT

EDIT: Wait, a better one would be, "I'm gonna KILL U!!!" "Not if I beat you to the punch!"

 

[ImNotReallySane]

nobody did it so ill do it -

"LLLLEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJEEEEENNNNNNKKKKIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[SAMAS]

"Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?"

"Now, witness my true form!"

"Are we under attack?"

"It's a Gundam!"

"A duck, where?"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"There's no possible way this could kill me."

 

[thingymuwatsit]

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

 

[galdon2004]

"Are we there yet?"

 

[Romidude]

"This house is too dangerous! There are terrible demons! OUUCCH"

 

[lolmanxe]

''oooh look a button''
''ok ill give this justin bieber music a chance''
''what could happen?''
''i wonder what would happen if i put my penis into this power generator''

thats all she wrote (FNV quote)

 

[My name is Fiction]

Spoiler: dont open

Spoiler: i told you

Spoiler: hmmm i did tell you

Spoiler: well if you must

well hurry the fuck up!!!

Edit: yeah ok i was bored

Spoiler: ya I get

Spoiler: bored some...

PENCIL!!!

 

[crudus]

"Did I remember to lock the door?"
"Did I remember to turn off the oven?"

or

"go to your room. I am very angry. I am very very cross!"

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

"Unicorns are real."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Of course Cyanide is edible!
Wnat me to show you how much fun it is to play Mercury?
I'm positive this is the end the gun fires from!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

"Unicorns are real."

This was said by the OP, but there aren't very many SMBC quotes here...

 

[AssassinJoe]

I think Candlejack is in my hou-

And of course someone has to mention Candlejack. Don't you think it's been overused as an internet joke? I mean it was funny at first but now it's just stu-