Unlikely last words

[Glaive_21842]

"hello"

 

[Glaive_21842]

ate mah post...

 

[Orwellian37]

"Hey Jeff! Come over here and smell this!"

 

[dalek sec]

"With my final breath, I curse ZOIDBERG!!!"

Damn you ninja! D:

"Oh now what?" would be my unlikely last words for the record.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

"Things couldn't possibly get any worse!"

 

[ChicagoTed]

My only regrets are I have no regrets.

 

[hooksashands]

I'm just glad I could finally be a part of giant catapult history.

 

[Ocelano]

"Tell them I died with my pants round my ankles and a smile on my ..."

 

[liger03]

"It's just a little rabbit!" (Monty Python joke)
"Alright, we'll flip a coin. Heads, it's dead. Tails, it's asleep."

 

[blaza]

"Tell [insert ex girlfriends name here] *cough* to g f**k hereself"*flatline

 

[TheJayke]

There haven't been any trains on this line for yea-

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Woot! level up.

 

[ninetails593]

"Of course the fox uprising can't find us on mars"

 

[_Cake_]

"There can be only on-"

 

[SuperCombustion]

Wait... was the parachute manditory?

 

[akibawall95]

I do not care what the weatherman said! *steps outside into a tornado*

 

[Extasii]

"Guys... Just remember... The Salamander Bisque tastes like shi-..."
"Oh Mountain Dew, you can do no wrong."
"What do you mean it's not just a game?"

 

[GameOverGoblin]

"Oh shit a nuke's just about to go off! Maybe if I get in this refrigerator-"
"OK I pulled the pin out, now what?"
"What is it? Is it a spider?" (Red vs. Blue reference)

 

[massaffect123]

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."-Actual last words of Union General Sedgewick at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse.