Unlikely last words

[No-Superman10]

"Don't worry, i managed to lock Chuck Greene in the Maintenece Room, he'll never get out."

*In front of the Westboro Baptist Church* "Gay and proud!"

"I'm not with Jacob or Edward, i'm Team Belmont"

 

[interspark]

wait, first you ask for "funny" last words, then you ask for "unlikely"?? well, i guess i'll do both then!

funny

that's an awefully big cat...
now, which way does the bullet come out of a pistol again?
i wonder what THIS button does!
watch watch watch! this is gonna be AWESOME!
*when helping someone carry something heavy* careful! watch your step! watch your step!!

unlikely

wow! a four leaf clover!
now should i get salted peanuts or unsalted...?
just off to the loo...
ah man! i forgot to feed the fish!

 

[Temple Guard]

Tell your wife, I love her.

 

[DSEZ]

im telling you this wont hur-

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"End quote"

 

[The Rascal King]

.....tell [insert ex-girlfriend here]....I love them...

 

[dontpokethebear]

dont worry, its not loaded

 

[Vohn_exel]

"I'm sure this string doesn't lead anywhere significant. Let's light it on fire!"

 

[chiggerwood]

"Son I want you to know this is all your fault" *shoots self*

a lot of SMBC quotes here.

what's SMBC?

 

[the7ofswords]

"Well, that was a big disappointment."

Oh, wait, you said UNlikely last words. Hmmm ...

"Did you guys forget to feed the hamster, again? Agghghgaaghga!!!"

 

[Flamezdudes]

Well, at least I was able to taste Chicken in my life time... and eat a Jellyfish!

 

[mrhockey220]

"HAHAHAHA This guy thinks he can...."

 

[MrJKapowey]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

The best last words in history. (admittedly slightly wrong).

'Look, it's a vegetarian lion, *opens enclosure* see!'

'They say they come in peace...why would they lie?'

'Of course I'm wearing an IFF strobe!'

'What do you mean the water's too shallow to launch! I'm the captain here!'

'No. I invented the light sabre, I know which way you hold away from the body and THIS is the RIGHT way!'

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"RIGHTY TIGHTY LEFTY LO..."

"LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The pen is indeed more mighty than the...*slashing sound affect*

 

[cWg | Konka]

gazpacho soup

 

[Fidelias]

"Don't worry, I looked this up on Google."

"You said the gun wasn't loaded..."

"No, this was NOT funny..."

 

[cryogeist]

"hey guys FYI there is no light...."

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

So I was talking to Phil about that spine surgery I had yesterday.

Hey, why are you guys wearing those funny looking gas-masks?

OOH, A Piece of Candy!

I wonder what would happen if I drank the fluid inside a Duracell battery?

Well HELLO THERE Mr. President!

CHUCK! CHUCK! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Awww, look at the cute little kitty.

Ma'am... do you need a hug?

I TOLD YOU! THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS!!!

I'm going to go try to eat that cheerio on the bottom of the pool

thats all i have.

 

[RobCoxxy]

"you know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano..."

FRANKIE BOYLE!

 

[newfoundsky]

"These aren't my last wo-"

*coughs up blood* "See? *cough cough* bullet proof."

"Tell my wife. . . hello."

"The Common Waxbill (Estrilda astrild), also known as the St Helena Waxbill, is a small passerine bird belonging to the estrildid finch family. It is native to sub-Saharan Africa but has been introduced to many other regions of the world and now has an estimated global extent of occurrence of 10,000,000 km². It is popular and easy to keep in captivity."

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN"

"Red October. . . standing down!"

"The guy with the gun did it." *shoots self*