Unlikely last words

[The_ModeRazor]

"Bang."
There, I said it.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

"Man, this yoghurt tastes delicious! ... What? It's old milk?!"

"Of course I didn't load the gun, if I did this would be fatal, see?" *gunshot*

"Man, that sniper is crap at aiming, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even if he tr-"

 

[DudeD1020]

"I killed it!"

"Kill me God! See God doesn't exi.."*Lightning strikes him down*

"So,we throw the grenade?"

"Bang, you're dead!"

 

[BorisFriend]

Not technically last words, but my friend wants this as her epitaph (words on her headstone/gravestone)

"I lost The Game.
Permanently"

 

[Caliostro]

"OFF COURSE this will work!"

 

[BlueGlowstick]

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

I TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!!

Edit: I wanna explain: in my family, that would be considered a death sentence since all cookies are homemade!

 

[Captain Pancake]

pfft, there's no such thing as a caffeine overdose...

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

"Everyone knows Tom Baker is the only Dr. Who that matters!" (killed by David Tennant fans)

"So I wrote this fic involving Susan Boyle and the Opera guy. I should warn you, it's rated NC-17..." (shot by members of the Why God Why forums)

"Actually, I'm neither Team Jacob or Team Edward. I'm Team Get-Your-@!#?@!-Teen-Angst-Out-Of-My-Gothic-Horror." (mobbed by Twilight fans)

"I know how to convert water into gasoline!" (killed by members of the oil industry...under MYSTERIOUS circumstances)

 

[zhoufengrong]

"Marmalade!?"
or
"Hey, little fuzzy wuzzy, where's your mommy?"

 

[DTWolfwood]

"KHANNN!!!"

 

[havass]

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

 

[Amphoteric]

"Ha they couldn't hit an Elephant from this dist..."
"He's only got Lipstick vaseline and jam would harm could he cause?"

 

[Lilani]

"Gotcha!"

(I'm putting something down here in parentheses to try and prevent a low-content post. Weee!)

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"I wouldn't trust anyone with a penguin that close"

 

[Aisaku]

"Go to your room!"

 

[C95J]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

is that the quote from the guy who got shot in the eye by an arrow I can't remember?

 

[Uzbekistan]

"This was perfect on paper."
"You don't want to put the pudding there!"
"It all started with my mother when I was three-"
"Hey yall, watch this..."