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AMMO Kid

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The paddlesaw(paddle + chainsaw on each end) in DR2: Case Zero was totally unneeded and you can't even store it in your inventory... But then again, who gives a crap? IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!
 

LogicNProportion

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The Chainsword from Warhammer 40,000.

Awesome concept...but the whole physics of it are monstrous and just plain stupid. A novel from the series actually kind of points this out. It's from Gaunt's Ghosts, in a flashback, when the titular character, Ibram Gaunt, is having a chainsword duel.

Again, awesome scene, but when the narrating character himself is pointing out how utterly dumb the action he is doing, is...something is wrong...
 

Michael Dagastino

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The laser from the halo series. it only has 5 rounds, takes 5 seconds to charge up, and kills anything that is perfectly straight in front of you. also can reach all the way on the other side of the map, going through targets (up to 10 vehicles i believe).
 

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Seriously, I cannot believe no-one's mentioned THIS baby yet: http://www.vegsource.com/talk/humor/messages/99884585.html

EDIT: the old link wouldn't work, so use this terrible one.
 

teh_Canape

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PaulH said:
How do you take off this 'Lobster Rage Fist' without losing some fingers?
pretty much the same way you put them on in the first place, apply big quantities of beer into yourself and then it will all just roll by itself
 

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teh_Canape said:
PaulH said:
How do you take off this 'Lobster Rage Fist' without losing some fingers?
pretty much the same way you put them on in the first place, apply big quantities of beer into yourself and then it will all just roll by itself
I was assuming someone else had put them on you after you were comatose from copious amounts of beer :p
 

teh_Canape

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PaulH said:
teh_Canape said:
PaulH said:
How do you take off this 'Lobster Rage Fist' without losing some fingers?
pretty much the same way you put them on in the first place, apply big quantities of beer into yourself and then it will all just roll by itself
I was assuming someone else had put them on you after you were comatose from copious amounts of beer :p
I dont know, people tends to be quite creative and imaginative while under the marvelous effects of alcohol =P
 

Cosmic Humor

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The Rocket-Launcher Tonfa in Bayonetta. They'd have to be like a thousand pounds and couldn't carry so many loads but it looks awesome as hell.