Unskippable: Bayonetta

[Jared]

I wondered if this would come next

Awesome job as always lol

 

[theatretechgirl90]

I like how in the beginning it was said that there was stuff previously that made no sense....I can only imagine :s....

"They heard you the first time!"

So funny, also loved the Simpsons reference, you guys rock!

 

[Wakefield]

its broken for me... Help?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Wait, was this the INTRO?

Wonderful.

I have no fucking idea what anything is about, who the guys are, why there are angels and.. well, a anything.

Bad intro that, baaaad...

Wasn't the point of an intro to summarize what'll happen etc. in max. 90 seconds?

The actual intro is during gameplay. In the level before that.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

...It's broken.

[HEADING=2]FIX IT[/HEADING]

 

[Stoorm_]

...It's broken.

[HEADING=2]FIX IT[/HEADING]

you speak the words of an unskippable deprived man

 

[Xorghul]

200, Stream not found, NetStream.Play.StreamNotFound, clip: '[Clip] 'http://video2.themis-media.com/71687c590d09317a90dfce5bf9b0a510/mp4/escapist/unskippable/94838b992b9f2929e64b43294df07254.mp4''
It's broken?

 

[Jaebird]

I remember seeing that scene where she lets out small moans and gasps as her clothes are being slashed, and thinking to myself, "What the hell? Who slipped Cinemax into this game?"

Now that I'm thinking about it, Bayonetta is a call-back to the games of old. And by that I mean, hardly any of the games from the 8-bit and 16-bit days didn't make a lick of sense. Who sends a plumber to save a princess from a fire-breathing turtle?

 

[Chebs]

200, Stream not found, NetStream.Play.StreamNotFound, clip: '[Clip] 'http://video2.themis-media.com/987666d141454f1492f67ed93ffb88ba/mp4/escapist/unskippable/1e2ef220aa280cd09cd00ac149e27a76.mp4''

I get that error too. The AvP advert works just fine, the episode, however, does not.

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

Go to a different video, then click on this video under the "Featured Videos" menu half-way down the page, that made it work for me after getting that error. No idea why, but it did.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Okaayy.. random as fuck? Nice video, had a chuckle at the if i run a graveyard stuff.

 

[Irish Soulface]

ya it fixed, but was it worth it.... lol

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Yeah this video (the cut scene itself) makes me not want to play this game, if the plot doesn't make sense then screw it and if I want porn I'll get something better, plus I bet her "hair" outfit isn't from the hair on her head

 

[Raithnor]

What the hell was with people's legs? Bayonetta and Rodin had insanely huge legs. At least with Bayonetta you could maybe say she's wearing 2 foot heels.

 

[Eruanno]

Add yet another game intro the list of "game story I will never be able to wrap my head around because that was really damn confusing"

...It was kind of like a Treehouse of Horror intro, wasn't it? And shouldn't we be a bit afraid tha those in charge of making Bayonetta are now DEAD?

 

[NicolasMarinus]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT??????

I don't get the tone of it. Is this comedy? Or serious? Maybe it's just a Japanese thing?

 

[blackshark121]

Best Unskippable in a while, loved it. Good job.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

The whole "Angeldex" thing was a bit incongruous and flow-breaky, but on the other hand, it gave me a chance to make up the term "Angeldex".

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

So...

What in the hell is the story?

Fantastic unskippable, great commentary as always.

 

[Charlie the Grenadier]

Thanks, I enjoyed that. Talk about a 'lol wut' moment when the angels strategically cut her clothes...