Unskippable: Bullet Witch

[Axeli]

What, no Russell jokes?

There Ravens not Crow(e)s.

There's little difference between the two, as both refer to a number of birds from the same family.

But theJoke is the crow is called Russel as in Russell Crowe not Russell Ravene.

Yeah, but you could call most ravens crows just as well. Neither word refers to any specific species.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Maybe it was that virus from "Rumo and His Miraculous Adventures". You know, the Subcutaneous Suicide Squad, the disease so advanced it had a spine. I bet you could convict that in one of those ridiculous Phoenix Wright trials...

Great episode, I'll have to watch out for legions of horror on the local weather forecast from now on.

 

[crystalsnow]

Wait... so are all the zombies in this game just Harold from Fallout? Because if so, then I don't see how this game could go wrong.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Slightly playable"? Are you kidding? That was like what you'd get if you put the all the world's B-Movies into a blender.

Since its a REAL Canadian news network, does that mean this happened in Canada?

I guess the best thing about the game is the zombies. Awesome zombies!

Awwwwwe, does that mean I can't claim that zombie apocalypses never happen in Canada anymore?
DAMN YOU BULLET WITCH!! DAMN YOU!!

 

[Blayze2k]

I love you guys. You always make my day a little less dreary.

 

[Blind0bserver]

What system is this game for? It boggles the mind how something like this goes under my radar.

It was an X360 launch title. Oh yeah, and it sucked... good thing it was only a rental for me. If you really want to play it, I suggest you do the same, it's not worth more than 5 bucks.

Nice one, guys. Bubblegum disasters and stylish man-scarves... teeheehee. ^^

Funny you should say that. I picked this game up used for ten bucks, and then I played it and then I was sad.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Russle nnnnnnooooooooooooooo! you bastards shot russel. and am I the only one to like that game. it's better than MW2 at least.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

The zombies infected with the homicidal virus look and act like Reavers from Firefly/Serenity but with way more talking and less rage.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger Mushrooms mushrooms!"


Also, there could have been lots of Russell familiar's jokes in this cutscene...
XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Great video guys!

I wonder how long the zombie had to practice talking without lips.

 

[chaosd1]

Oi. The only thing I know of this game is that a friend of mine told me I should play it since, and this is true, a friend of hers made it. It's like I needed to encourage this friend of hers or something.

When I saw that the game was 20 dollars NEW, and all the DLC was free costume changes, I had a feeling I'd know exactly WHAT kind of game I would be playing and promptly passed upon it.

The cutscene looks like a college project.

 

[Sonicron]

Funny you should say that. I picked this game up used for ten bucks, and then I played it and then I was sad.

Let me guess... because it sucked?
Seriously, even in retrospect everything about that game makes me cringe.

 

[Skeleon]

Those undead remind me of Army of Darkness, they, too, like to talk crap and act all tough. ^^

 

[BlueHighwind]

But witches do need prayers! The fact this game didn't have a prayer is exactly why nobody in the world ever bought Bullet Witch.

 

[dalek sec]

Was it really that bad you guys had to put up a warning at the end of the video like that?

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

You had me at "SNAAAAAKE! Badger badger badger badger."

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

I am very surprised about the lack of Russel.
MORE RUSSEL!

Other than that, hilarious as usual.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Was it really that bad you guys had to put up a warning at the end of the video like that?

Yes, it's that bad.