Unskippable: Bullet Witch

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Sir Kemper

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This is CTV, Brining you full coverage of the Skinless talking zombie apacolypse across the globe!

Seriosuly, nice one guys.
 

JokerCrowe

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Axeli said:
What, no Russell jokes?
His name isn't "Russel Raven" last time I checked : p, but I was expecting that too, 'til they said it was a raven.
I actually thought this game looked allright, thank you for that last bit of information, I have a feeling it saved a few hours of my life.
 

Formica Archonis

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Sir Kemper said:
This is CTV, Brining you full coverage of the Skinless talking zombie apacolypse across the globe!
You see? THIS is what happens when you start releasing sex ed video games! First it's sex ed then zombie apocalypse then the zombies will want to get married then you get the godless witches and it just all goes to hell.
 

Aptspire

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CTV? they should REALLY take that down before they get a phone call from CTV's presentation guy with the really low baritone voice D:
 

shirin238

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We're in deep shit if the undead ever get that organised.
Maybe they just got their character sheets mixed up, "hee, we're zombies, why do we get guns en manscarfs? We don't really need them, do we? Except it is fun to see the living with nothing for a change *smirk*"
 

Scrythe

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I'm surprised they didn't make a quip about a videogame having really bad shakeycam.
 

Twinmill5000

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I personally like this game despite the apperently popular opinion on it. I guess it has a niche appeal but the fact it's a third person shooter with dodge maneuvers and spells and more importantly, physics you can take advantage of, easily make it one of the best games I've seen.

Then again it seems like everyone whose played the newer games with good shader pipelines and great graphics that involve realism, war, or treasure hunters, after such pampering, look down on this game as a chore.

The game could have been made into much more and I admit that, but what it had going as a base was damn good and I can appreciate that. Sure it had its bugs, lack of content and a real solid story, but the game itself was still there. I'm sure people see the fact you play as a hot goth chick as a negative of this game, a strap-on gimmick that I'm not gonna complete that metaphor. Well, it certainly is a nice change from playing as spacemarine1231 or Private Shampoobox. The fact it was 20 dollars new means it was a small project developed by a smaller company ran by real people. The only area they really went wrong with this game was the fact they released it to the general public as a whole and attempted to put it on the shelf next to Armored Cars of War 3 rather than targeting a modding community. That, and it did have poor addon support.

Anyway, I'm starting to sound like that guy standing between George Bush and an angry man with a gun saying "he didn't do it!" because, well, he didn't. Just... remember the fail issue of the Escapest, that mentioned public scorn as a fear of failing. I don't know whether AQ was facing financial troubles or something or they were just done working on it, but I'm glad they released it instead of scrapping it nonetheless.
 

Callate

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I wonder if the designers of Bullet Witch look at Bayonetta and quietly cry into their whiskey.
 

GrinningManiac

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That is an awful, awful game

I haven't even played it, and it's so utterly bad

Good on you, Graham and Paul, for giving it the mocking of its life
 

Boba Frag

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Good video, lads!Glad you took this game down to size.... It... looks... so.... bad!!!
Keep it up, Unskippable!
 

Axeli

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Phenom828 said:
Axeli said:
What, no Russell jokes?
His name isn't "Russel Raven" last time I checked : p, but I was expecting that too, 'til they said it was a raven.
I actually thought this game looked allright, thank you for that last bit of information, I have a feeling it saved a few hours of my life.
Well I must be having a deja vu right now...
 

Bakfiets

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Was really expecting a "War has changed" reference there.

Awesome episode loved the badger bit but damn this game looks fugly
 

Dragon Zero

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huh... so this is what off brand Bayonetta looks like? And if Bayonetta took itself seriously?

No thanks, I'll stick with the goofy yet high quality name brand thank you!

Vanguard1219 said:
Sonicron said:
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What system is this game for? It boggles the mind how something like this goes under my radar.
It was an X360 launch title. Oh yeah, and it sucked... good thing it was only a rental for me. If you really want to play it, I suggest you do the same, it's not worth more than 5 bucks.

Nice one, guys. Bubblegum disasters and stylish man-scarves... teeheehee. ^^
Funny you should say that. I picked this game up used for ten bucks, and then I played it and then I was sad.
Your story reminds me of the time I got Perfect Dark Zero for free from Gamestop.

I played it for one hour, quietly cried in a corner for eight more, took it back and demanded a refund.

Lets purge these games from our memory shall we?