Unskippable: Final Fantasy 13

[Moriarty70]

From now on I'm replacing every instance of teh main character's name with "Nell" and the little emo brat will forever be saying "I'll save you".

I love my Canada

 

[UmbrellaRedshirt]

Don't be a fake out, don't be a fake out...
Edit: Yes!
"Are you implying that certain aspects of this game were designed just to look cool?" LOL'd
At least the 'planes' look like they can fly this time.

Guys isn't Purge pretty much self explanatory? When was the last time purge meant anything good?

I don't know a good early morning purge starts the day off right.

 

[Ramrunner7]

i would like to know who in japan thought that 70 hours of going down linear corridors made a game good

 

[Harlemura]

I love Unskippable. I love this game.
Now whenever I watch this cutscene, I'm going to hear the Unskippable jokes over it. I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing.
Let's roll with good.

 

[AfterAscon]

This has reminded me that I actually need to play FFXIII. I bought it on the day of release, but never got around to playing it.

 

[Firia]

I'm kinda surprised you stayed away from the whole Chocobo-nesting-in-Fro thing, but glad that you did focus on its size. I was so hooked on "Why is there a chick in the mans HAIR" to notice anything else.

 

[flosy]

I really tried to like this game... Maby if the tutorial ended about 20h sooner!

 

[scarab7]

Last FF I played through was 10, the scenery has... changed.

 

[MatParker116]

This has reminded me that I actually need to play FFXIII. I bought it on the day of release, but never got around to playing it.

I'll save you the trouble it's a confusing, corridor shooter with unlikeable characters that make you wish you could throw them off the walkways.

 

[Mydnyght]

These were some of the questions I had after four bloody hours of that garbage:
What's a Cocoon?
What's a faicie?
What's an icie?
Who's the blond douche in the trenchcoat?
Who's the black guy?
Who are the people in hoods?
What's the Purge?
Why did the Giant thing turn a lake into crystal?
What do the fourteen year old's have to do with anything?
What the fucking hell is going on?

Who the fuck are these people?
What is going on?
Why should I care?
Can I stop playing now? Please?

Oh shit, wrong Escapist video series! >_<

Man, Graham, man, Paul, that stuff from FF3 (or really FF6) you guys showed three months ago was far easier to understand than what you had to put up with this time. Why DOES the police need a sawblade-handed robo-scorpion?

Hell... even that LoadingReadyRun sketch "A Stitch in Time" from about a month ago made more sense than this cutscene....

 

[Jaebird]

Watching that cutscene made me realize that I do not own the game anymore, and I have Final Fantasy IX. Life is good.

 

[Jared]

Lmao. Loved the saw mill part! Great ep! Pure gold throughout!

 

[samsonguy920]

Epic riffing going on there.

I got pokemon vibes with the black guy. He throws his afro into the ring shouting, 'Chocobo, I choose you!'

 

[Tarkand]

Couldn't wait until they tackled FFXIII for real, as I played this game, the cutscene just seemed to scream Unskipable... as beautiful as they are, most of them made no sense and were terribly voice acted.

That being said, I'm disapointed at your choice here... anything with Snow in it automatically shatters the retard barrier... especially that scene with the jetbike and the firework where he proposes to Sera, who like for all the world like an 11 years old... so many layers of wrong in that one..

 

[Kivan12]

Its Captain murphey with his BIG CHAINSAW HANDS!!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

anyone who doesnt get this reference, do yourself a favour and go and watch Sealab 2021, the greatest cartoon comedy ever

 

[Tarkand]

I've not played this yet, does it make any more sense in context?

It does look cool though.

Not really... this is how the game starts. They never really bother to explain anything to you, you need to read stuff in the menu system to understand what the fuck is going on.

 

[demoap]

yeah... very cinematic

 

[Keith K]

An ostrich egg is about the size of your hand and it grows up to be a chocobo-sized bird.

Also, Sci-Fi is fiction based on science.. this does not apply.