Unskippable: Halo Wars

[Jared]

"Damn it now I want pie"

lol, excellent as always. Seems like your nailing the Halo series XD

 

[Donrad]

mmmmm pie

 

[RagingScottsman]

Great video, but to be honest I REALLY wish I would have gotten to watch TWBB episode 10 instead T_T

I don't think Graham and Paul are involved in the production of Brawl. So unless they have some relationship I don't know about complaining to them seems pretty rude.

I'm not complaining to them, I'm making my opinion and feelings on the episode known on a public forum... you know, that's kinda what we do on here. If I were complaining to them, it would be in email fashion and you would be none the wiser.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

The "leave master chief there with a bunch of weapons littered around and come back in a DAY." comment is very telling of this game.

After playing halo 1-3...

and Halo ODST...

Watching soldiers impotently wandering around getting slaughtered...

sounds...

Stupid.

I would constantly compare them to every other faceless battle armored space marine I had ever played and find them aggravatingly incompetent.

 

[Jory]

Haha loved it.

"Being stabbed by a plasma sword seems more than just a setback"

 

[awsome117]

Good job. Personally, though. Halo Wars was the only Halo game whose plot I liked.

I guess because the plot was non-existent?

And anyway, very funny, but you should have made a cake joke after the pie bit. Still hilarious.

 

[martin's a madman]

Awesome when he said "This is such an indie sector" "Yeah, I bet it's all like, 'I was into harvest back when it was underground', SHAT UP!"

 

[SultanP]

BRIAN BLESSED

Also, I'd very much like to see these guys against the Starcraft marines too. But I'd also like to see those marines against the Warhammer 40k marines.

 

[dex-dex]

dammit! now i want pie but i do have pie but it is frozen noooooooo
and once again very funny

 

[DominicxD]

And figure out who the guy looking at me outside this window is!

lmfao xD

 

[Doug]

"Its a bad sign when parts of the planet are so radiative you can see then from space."
"Why do we want this planet back again?"

I keep asking that myself, heh.

 

[MattAn24]

At first, it was the flesh wound and Jenga lines that really got me..

Haha.. Halo W.A.R.S. (Weaponized Advanced Recon Soldier..) Nice, Graham. "Aw, what the hell!?" Absolute wit. \o/ Also, that bungee cord would be awesome.. In theory. And adding to that.. Heehee, Bungie. Although they didn't make this one, Ensemble did o.o

That pie line was the perfect closer too. And that idea simply must happen. StarCraft marines Vs. Halo marines GO~!

 

[Dorian Cornelius Jasper]

BRIAN BLESSED

Also, I'd very much like to see these guys against the Starcraft marines too. But I'd also like to see those marines against the Warhammer 40k marines.

I wouldn't want to see that. 40K Space Marines are veritable Mary Sues. "One Space Marine Chapter is enough to pacify, or exterminate, an entire planet." That's one thousand supermen taking out an entire industrialized planet, setting aside the well-regarded tactic of blow-it-up-from-space.

Thankfully, the actual games don't do them justice, thereby allowing them to be at least a little interesting.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Does unskippable keep stopping and starting for anyone else? When I watch it, the picture keeps freezing then starting again, like its loading but without that little swirly circle icon. No other videos do this to me

 

[John Funk]

BRIAN BLESSED

Also, I'd very much like to see these guys against the Starcraft marines too. But I'd also like to see those marines against the Warhammer 40k marines.

I wouldn't want to see that. 40K Space Marines are veritable Mary Sues. "One Space Marine Chapter is enough to pacify, or exterminate, an entire planet." That's one thousand supermen taking out an entire industrialized planet, setting aside the well-regarded tactic of blow-it-up-from-space.

Thankfully, the actual games don't do them justice, thereby allowing them to be at least a little interesting.

Hear hear. The DoW marines were the only time the Space Marines have ever interested me.

Give me Halo marines, Alien marines, or StarCraft marines any day of the week.

 

[metalcore42]

Well, loosing repeatedly would indeed muck up a decisive win, but at least we can fix it with a nude patch or a portal reference.

Good job lads.

There was a portal reference? Perhaps I was laughing over it.

Best unskippable in a long time. Usually I'd post my favorite line but I'd have to watch it like 3 or 4 times to pick one.

So I'd have to end with you made me in the mood for pie as well.

It was the "thats what you sound like" line.