Unskippable: Haze

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Brett Alex

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Jamash said:
OT, even though I haven't heard many good things about Haze that intro piqued my interest.

It seemed like a novel change to the standard FPS affair, having all the soldiers hopped up on drugs. It's just a shame that the game was crap (apparently).
Yeah, I was thinking pretty much the same. This is the first Unskippable cutscene that actually got me interested in the game they were ripping on.

Of course, that did not stop the ripping from being hilarious.
 

Alphavillain

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The voiceover guys aren't as funny as they think they are. The in-game cinematics are funny enough without anyone else's contribution.
 

Firia

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Jamash said:
It seemed like a novel change to the standard FPS affair, having all the soldiers hopped up on drugs. It's just a shame that the game was crap (apparently).
It's also CHEAP crap! You can get it used at EB for something like 17 bucks. :)
Actually, it's not bad. If there wern't a bazillion shooters out there already, it wouldn't be all that bad of a game.
 

0p3rati0n

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That was a great episode.

But didn't that look like hitler on the screen when they're in the helicopter??????
 

Cosplay Horatio

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Leave it to a bunch of drugged up meathead jocks to have all the work done by their superior. I haven't played Haze because I don't own a PS3 but it seems that the marines in the Halo series pull their weight moreso than the soldiers shown in the opening cutscene here.
 

Operations

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Junkies what is your profession?
BOOSH!

The haze miltary clearly take a page out of the Warhammer 40k book, where your most important members shouldnt wear any form of protective headgear.

Also does your character ever hook up with Deidrich Bader, as he was clearly comming on to you at the start.
"you look so good I wish I was you"
 

Typhron

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"Boosh" as a battlecry. I'd laugh more, but me and my lame friends do that in WoW.

Great vid as always. Like everyone I enjoyed the Matilda joke :D.