Unskippable: Radiata Stories

[Meta Like That]

That was preeeeeetty lame. the rpg's must be their worst ones.

Kinda fitting, actually.

 

[Seamus8]

HILARIOUS!

Extra special hilarious in fact... this isn't just a great unskippable, but one I can intoduce my friends to the series with.

 

[Ryuzaki]

A great episode there.
I can't believe that soundtrack, it seemed like it was taking the fun out of itself.

 

[Psyco Slim]

did anyone else realize that Jack's shirt is backwards in the beginning.

 

[Glerken]

That was easily one of my favorite Unskippables.
Jack Russel! Terrier?

The slide whistle was also great.

did anyone else realize that Jack's shirt is backwards in the beginning.

That's what I was thinking.
I just figured he was to poor to wash his clothes daily so he wears his shirts three times, normal, backwards, and inside out.
But then again it is a JRPG, so that might be the normal style...

 

[duchaked]

Great Episode, but I really loved the first joke:
"Hey Kettle! You're black!"
"So are you!"

EDIT:

Ok I couldn't watch the whole thing, it was too corny and the animation was was last, last gen. Also it was yet another JRPG. If you guys have to review those kinds of games at least review current ones not ones that were on the Gamecube or PS1

As someone else mentioned: Unskippable isn't a review show or segment. It's a just a mockery of bad cutscenes. And, oh shock of shocks, many JRPGs have terrible cutscenes, hence the many JRPGs used. And how cares about the graphics? You're watching it. You aren't playing it (Even though I would say graphics don't make a game).
And it was obviously in engine, not a pre-rendered cutscene.

Isn't this a PS2 game? lol

old graphics and JRPG...not a great match, but then you have exceptions like FF7...

OH wow it took me a second to remember what this game was, I wanted to play it a while back but now ehhh haha

 

[Mrsoupcup]

What a coincidence! I was just playing this game.

Your avatar is making me feel wierd....

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

The comical music was funny.

Slide whistle!

 

[Rycane_HHS]

Jack Russel? Oh god, how original can they get.

I laughed a few times. Nice work.

 

[dalek sec]

The slide whistle thing just killed me, great episode once again guys!

 

[CmdrGoob]

Hahahah, great one guys, one of the best.

"I heard a kazoo, is something funny going on?"
"I'm expecting a slide whistle any minute now."

Great lines.

 

[Arcyde]

Fantastic episode. Not my favourite, but still an amazing episode.

 

[Golgathoth]

Oh, my head...
what in god's name were the producers of this intro movie thinking?!
Great Unskippable, btw. =]

 

[The Legendary Phoenix]

I actually played that game & beat it quite awhile ago. I enjoyed it quite abit despite some of the really cheesy/weird parts. o.o

 

[Graham_LRR]

"Stand aside! I take large steps"
Miles Gloriosus, classic.

Glad you noticed!

 

[sanzo]

I love this game.

Though really the story I couldn't care less about. It's the battle system/open-worldness that makes it great.

It was a good game. I would have preferred not having to control Jack all the time, but at least they varied the weapons he could use

and yes, Ridley beats the crap out of Jack. You can't, in any way, stop it

 

[ADDLibrarian]

lol!
...(the worst game cinematic to be featured).

Agreed. I can't believe that piece of poo made it past the developer's door.

 

[Devornine]

I love all of your unskippables! So funny, one of the highlights of my week! If I may make a suggestion for a new one? Xenosaga Episode 1. That one is just ripe for mocking!