This wasn't funny. It really wasn't.
Sometimes unskippable is hilarious, sometimes it makes me feel like I wasted 7 minutes of my time. Wasn't there a better cut scene to make fun of in a game like this?
Oh well, there were a few good lines. The Lion King part, the "and to cover for any accusations of racism", and "It rhymes. That's how you know I'm serious". It was also good to have a preview of how bad the dialogue in the game is. Who writes this crap? I guess they know they don't need good writers to appeal to 13-year-olds.
I think the only appeal of this game is how beautiful the female lead (only female?) is. Is she based off someone in particular? They did a great job on her. Unfortunately she's not black, and this game looks like garbage.