Unskippable: Sonic and the Black Knight

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Graham_LRR

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Sonic and the Black Knight

Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.

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Lucane

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I may never of directly seen "Blaze the Cat" in a game I've played before but I know her when I see her.

Also good point on the whole lack of a Freedom Fighter Sonic Universe game compared to all of these Fable/Story Book games
 

Lieju

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Oh, I so enjoy this sonic brand of silly.

And that they are so serious about it.
Almost makes me want to play this game. Maybe I'll pick it up if I see it in a bargain bin.
 

unacomn

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Merlina The Wizard?! Who gets paid to write the story for these games? Really, I want to know, because I can do a better job for half the price. No joke, I've won awards for writing, small ones, but akwards non the less. I'm 90% sure I can come up with something better than Merlina The Wizard. How about Morrigana The Sorcerers? Heh? Heh? see what I did there?

There, I fixed it :p
 

Tel_Windzan

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Paul's statement (or Graham's, I'm not too sure now) about the fact that Sonic Team wants to make other games but have to keep throwing in Sonic for some reason seems to be true after watching this. Also, I agree that the wizard should have teleported instead of summoning Sonic as I think trying to summon a being from another dimension takes longer and probably would require a lot more concentration which is a bad idea because, you know, you are surrounded by your enemies.

And how the heck did Shadow, Knuckles and Purple-Cat-Lady get there before Sonic?!?
 

Tartarga

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Can't have a Sonic game without weird sexual tension between him and a human, that would just be silly.
 

Falcon123

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First of all, why does this game exist? Second, how did it get three positive review scores??? http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/sonic-and-the-black-knight
 

zombie711

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Lucane said:
I may never of directly seen "Blaze the Cat" in a game I've played before but I know her when I see her.

Also good point on the whole lack of a Freedom Fighter Sonic Universe game compared to all of these Fable/Story Book games
she the sonic counter part in the sonic rush series.
 

Scarim Coral

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I kind of suprise that you didn't comment on how can he still run at super speed without getting a stomach cramp (he did run after swollening that chilli dog) or the fact that girl is somehow stong enough to pull Sonic back. (Seriously shouldn't she get drag away from his super speed?)
 

Birthe

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I do have to think of Apocalypse Lane now... the world is likely to go down with games like this.

Also pretty much when you think this cutscene couldn't get anymore weird they change it into a storyboard cutscene...

was good to see Russel Crow again though :D
 

Aureliano

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I've just got one question: what group of fans or element of the development team actually WANTS to see Sonic fuck a human(oid) girl? He's annoying, he's like three feet tall, he's a blue hedgehog and he does not appear to have a dick. Also his resume entirely consists of various ways to say, "Super fast!" and "Champion chili dog eater!", both of which suggest having...um, 'finished the stage' early and a progressively worsening heart condition.
 

shrekfan246

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Quijiboh said:
Sonic Team: "For God's sake, just let us make a JRPG already!"
Quite frankly, I'm surprised that Graham and Paul resisted making any jokes about how JRPG-ish that cutscene was. Sure, it would've been too easy, but I was seriously waiting for a joke about how Sonic stumbled into a Final Fantasy game.
 

SilverUchiha

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First, yes. I totally agree that the Sonic games should try to take more aspects from the comic/TV show continuity. In there we have less humans and more animals. Thus, we can avoid this annoying beastiality/furry joke a bit. Not to mention it makes the stories a bit better when we have less humans to fuck around with.

Second, no. You must keep doing more sonic games. When you do them, they are funny and it is awesome. Need I say more?