Unskippable: Stormrise

[Serum211]

Now we know the game is awful. Not even graham and Paul could make it better. Im sorry guys but this weeks episode, its not even a push. More like a try and fail to make this awful cutscene good. But its to awful.

If i where you, i think i would go for more JRPG. At least you have the stupid japanesse style and possibly some jokes about bad translation.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

That was pretty funny. I especially liked the comment on the mech (although it is, surprisingly, not the worst I've ever seen at protecting its pilot).

What is the game about anyway? I get that it's awful, I'm just wondering what you actually do in it.

 

[Firia]

I'll admit; the cut scene got me a little interested. But the flood of replies that attest to it being a massive flop have cured that problem. I'll give it a chance if I see even one person give it some redeeming qualities.

 

[Decabo]

Well, the developers deserve at least SOME credit for not picking Nolan North to be the generic short brown hair guy, seeing as how he plays every other guy with short brown hair.

 

[Spiner909]

The LHC part was simply brilliant.

 

[mchoueiri]

this game sucked good ideas bad execution

 

[MattAn24]

Oh man.. Suddenly there's some little to unknown (to me) games on here and quite often, they're the best Unskippables ever! A few chuckle-worthy quotes before I rest up for work..

"If you receive this transmission, gather any survivors-- And blow them up!"

"We could draw cool lines across the planet.. But at what cost.."

Uh.. Graham's odd dream.. Damn it, now I'm going to have that dream!

"Ah, weird eye! Okay, forget it!"

"Praying mantis!" Also.. Holy crap, seizures!

Tentacles as hair really isn't a good look for anyone..

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I never understand why humanities only hope is the frozen guy. Wouldn't you rather trust the guy who does not have to be explained what year it is?

 

[Greenshoes]

Great episode.
I REALLY liked the simpsons refrance, "Last exit to Springfield" is awesome

 

[Dana22]

Feta cheese is delicious indeed.

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

not bad, game looks awful judging by the intro

 

[MasterKirov]

I swear I had some Freak Salad the other day. Fetta Cheese FTW.

 

[IronBahamut]

First post on this site, after watching nearly every episode of Unskippable

Honestly never heard of this game before.... what genre is it?

 

[TheDoctor455]

What is the right corporate image?

I know... I thought the tentacle-headed girl was working for Cthulhu.

 

[Falzing]

I looked at buying that game once, only because it was £10 but after seeing this and reading some reports about it, I'll never have those horrid thoughts again.

 

[MooseHowl]

"Uh, you're missing the middle part of your mech, there. Seems like a pretty glaring design flaw."

Gyah, anyone who could create that kind of mech design for a game needs some kind of medication, pronto. Or to be told they're supposed to be making a sensible robot suit, not a parody of mech designs in general. (... unless a parody was what they were aiming for, in which case: well done, graphic designers!)

 

[Mr. Socky]

Somehow, Stormrise never managed to catch my interest. Now I'm so interested, I feel that I just really need to repeatedly make fun of it. Forever.

Don't play it. Seriously it's horrible

Sir, you miss understand me. I am interested in making continual fun of it forever, not in any way playing it, touching it, breathing the same air as anyone who has played the game, and certainly not buying it.

 

[Bakfiets]

meh really didn't feel this one but given the source material I'll forgive you guys.

 

[Sir Kemper]

I remeber playing this... it looked like it COULD be awsome from the box.

It wasen't.

 

[addeB]

I never understand why humanities only hope is the frozen guy. Wouldn't you rather trust the guy who does not have to be explained what year it is?

Hah that's a good point, i never though about that