Unskippable: Stormrise

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I have very rarely been so confused in so short and amount of time.

One thing i am very certain of though, I don't care about any of those people, or what they are doing.

 

[Jing the Bandit]

Hey!
Tentacles present a FANTASTIC corporate image.

 

[pigmy wurm]

Ugh. Guys... shut UP. I couldn't even tell if the cutscene was supposed to be bad or not, because you talked over THE ENTIRE THING. Unskippable is best when you intermix your comments with the in-game stuff, not when you completely drown the cutscene out.

On one hand I agree, I had the same feeling that they were talking over way too much of it (although I don't generally have that issue with their stuff) but on a second thought I realized that without their constant banter I think I might have just been board. Essentially the cut scene was so flimsy that it barely supported it's own mocking.

And I have no idea what type of game this will be, and the threat seems so amorphous. As far as I can tell in an attempt to stop global warming they instead opened a gate to hell at which point they froze a bunch of random people and left the rest to die. So now you are fighting demonic zombie Al Gores?

and man does that main character look generic.

 

[Darks63]

the cutscene was so confusing that i trouble getting what some of the jokes were bad subtitles ftl.

 

[Garfy]

I think I may have watched to much Unskippable, I can't play FFXIII without riffing the cutscenes

 

[Galad]

"The tentacles don't represent the right corporal image"

But it's a mutated Asari, how can you possibly ask her to remove her tentacles! Why, she reproduces with them of all things!

 

[snow]

Ugh. Guys... shut UP. I couldn't even tell if the cutscene was supposed to be bad or not, because you talked over THE ENTIRE THING. Unskippable is best when you intermix your comments with the in-game stuff, not when you completely drown the cutscene out.

Yes, I know that's an impolite way of saying that, but I've said it before and apparently not gotten the point across, so I figure this time I'll go for the troll approach if that's what it takes.

No you got a good point.. As of late they've been talking over everything instead of flowing with it.. The past few episodes weren't that great for me because of this.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, so what the hell is this game about? Some sorta disaster that involves firestorms, that's all I was able to make out, the rest didn't make any sense what-so-ever.

Also yes, making the subtitles too small to read is kinda pointless.

 

[The Great JT]

Come on, Sega, The Joker's plans make more sense than this game!

Also, great job as always.

 

[gamegod25]

"Segaaaa... Preeesents..."
That's going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks, guys. Also, well-done with the LHC bit.

What's funny is that I made the exact same "Preeesents..." joke about a half second before they did it XD

 

[ninjajoeman]

Sam raomi

that is how they should defeat the people that are supposedly burnt to a crisp

 

[zeratul123]

another funny episode guys congratz

 

[jords]

Final joke was great!

 

[MNRA]

Horrible, horrible, horrible game.

It's an RTS, they said. It's post apocalyptic, they said. And I -being a great fan of the old Dark-reign games- believed them. The only other time I felt as violated in my life was when I paid to see Transformers 2, that's how bad it was. This game is so horribly bad, so disgustingly executed that I nearly went back to the store to demand my money back and some extra to cover the emotional scars. For any of you who got this game for free: Do not play it!. Saying that it's a waste of time is like stapling yourself in the hand is a waste of time. It not only is pointless but horribly painful as well.

I wish I knew enough words to describe my revulsion for this game, and the regret I feel for having paid for it. But please, please do not pick it up, do not play it, and most of all, do not talk about it. The sooner the world forgets the better.

EDIT: Oh yes. Thank you for the video guys. I had almost managed to forget and move on....

 

[Twad]

.. the powersuit doesnt even protect the pilot. How stupid is that?

 

[Mysnomer]

See, the problem with this cutscene is they didn't rip-off enough. All I'm saying is, if I had been watching a reproduction of Blue Gender, rather than a copy sort of disguised to throw people off the scent, it would have been better.

You know what else has that problem with on-screen text? Way of the Samurai 3. Damn near unplayable on my TV.

 

[Android2137]

For the first time, I am not the least bit interested in what everyone in the cutscene is saying. Probably because for the first time, the text was presented in Squint-O-Vision. So it's either my self-defeatism at work or the cutscene really is just that bad.

 

[Cyanin]

"...nay"
"Who IS that guy"
Loving the simpsons reference. =D

 

[Megawizard]

The small text was probably so it didn't distract from the "prettiness".