Upcoming Games You Could Not Give Two Shits About...

[SendMeNoodz84]

Wow you just about named all of them.

You forgot Red Dead Redemption and Heavy Rain though. Then you'll complete your *****-a-Thon.

Haha- actually, those are two of the few I'm actually waiting for, along with Alan Wake. Other than those... Not much.

Jeez, and I thought I was the only one who still remembered about Alan Wake...

 

[CymTyr]

Halo: Reach.

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

I dunno man, since they already butchered the Resident Evil series I just don't care anymore, none of the new games are interesting anymore. I have nothing to live for anymore, NOTHING!!

Btw, I'm saying this while looking down from the top of a really tall building.

 

[iPatrick]

Anything with 'Halo' in the title.

 

[Adramelech]

*Takes deep breath*

Call of Duty (7?)
Mass Effect 2
Bioshock 2
Dante's Inferno
Metal Gear Whatever
Army of Tutu
God of War 3
MAG
Splinter Cell: Sub-Par
Star Wars "Now with more teabagging"
Halo 17
Some game about cars 5
Battlefield: Worse Company
Trekkies Online (but more so)
Planet we still haven't found
Dead Rising
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Reboot
Dead Space 'This sequel makes sense!'
Force Re-Unleashed

...I'm just going to stop. I can go on way, way too long and so far, I've only thought about three games I'm looking forward to. It's a good thing I'm picky or I'd be broke.

You forgot to mention you also hate puppies, sunshine and fun. Now you're really edgy brah.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

Lost Planet 2 looks good, but until I see awesome gameplay I'm reserving my money for something cheaper.

 

[Nouw]

Let's see... some Sports Game!

 

[Aqualung]

You forgot to mention you also hate puppies, sunshine and fun. Now you're really edgy brah.

Sorry brosephsky, but the post was already making my laptop leak corrosive acid.

Haha- actually, those are two of the few I'm actually waiting for, along with Alan Wake. Other than those... Not much.

Jeez, and I thought I was the only one who still remembered about Alan Wake...

Five years, right? ...Remembering is easier when you 'work' with Remedy.

 

[e2density]

shhh....hear that?

It's a flamewar...

Sorry, but it's true.

But, hey.

Halo Reach for me.

I won't say why.

*Runs away*

You know it, we know it, it's made by Bungie and they can't do anything right.

 

[wax88]

Modern warfare 2
it's probably going to suck anyway

eerrr....either you're writing to us from the year 2009 pre november, or you dont understand the term upcoming, or you've just forgotten which day and year it is. in the event that it is the 3rd case, welcome to 2010.

for me, i'll say halo reach,
and star wars force unleased 2

 

[slowpoke999]

Mass effect 2(Moar like Mass Defect 2)
Call of Duty 7(Moar like Cock of doody heaven)
Bioshock 2(Moar like Biocock poo)
Bad Company 2(Moar like Bad GamesCompany shoo)
Aliens vs Predator(Moar like GAYliens vs Sexual Predator)
Halo:Reach(Moar like Gaylo:Reach around)
Army of two 2(Moar like Army of doo doo)
StarCraft 2(Moar like Sub-par Shaft zoo)
Dead Rising 2(Moar like Dick Rising shoe)
Brink (Moar like Stink)
Deux Ex 3(Moar like Moose Sex Tree)
Blackshot(Wow i don't even have to try)
Crackdown 2(Moar like Assclown who)
Half Life 2:Episode 3(Moar like No life(you)sychotic Episode Pee)
MAG(Moar like FAG)
Dantes Inferno(Moar like Dante's In-for-no-something)
God of War 3(Moar like Sod of bore glee)
Crysis 2(Moar like Financial Crisis blew)
Rage(Moar like Sage)
Gran Turismo 5(Moar like Man MAchismo gay-sex live)

Ok I'm done.

 

[Vrex360]

Honestly I find a lack of interest for Bioshock 2 solely based on the fact that plot wise there really was no reason to make a sequel to what was essentially a standalone masterpiece.

 

[Slayer_2]

Mass Effect 2 and BioShock 2 (gasp!). Both were ok games, worth a play-through, but the only game that has me hyped is Mirror's Edge 2, and not one solid detail has been dropped about it.

 

[Nazulu]

Just about everything, the only game I'm keeping an eye out for is Starcraft 2 but I bet they will fuck it up.

In case you haven't noticed Blizzard's track record, they make some pretty awesome games. The only "Meh" game I've ever played of theirs is World of Warcraft. The main thing WoW has going for it is its addictiveness. I'm pretty sure StarCraft 2 is going to be an awesome game, even though people have waited more than 10 years for it. The only thing I'm a little unsure about is releasing the campaigns in three separate parts. Still, though, I'm excited for StarCraft 2.

I own all Blizzards games (even WOW) and I loved all of them (except WOW, just wasn't my thing). However like I said in my first post, I have been keeping my eye on it and they have been focusing a lot on the expert play, maybe a bit too much, this is what makes me worried.

I don't fall for hype anymore because I don't want to be disappointed when it comes out but I hope your right about it being awesome and all, I really do.

 

[scorch 13]

Mass effect 2(Moar like Mass Defect 2)
Call of Duty 7(Moar like Cock of doody heaven)
Bioshock 2(Moar like Biocock poo)
Bad Company 2(Moar like Bad GamesCompany shoo)
Aliens vs Predator(Moar like GAYliens vs Sexual Predator)
Halo:Reach(Moar like Gaylo:Reach around)
Army of two 2(Moar like Army of doo doo)
StarCraft 2(Moar like Sub-par Shaft zoo)
Dead Rising 2(Moar like Dick Rising shoe)
Brink (Moar like Stink)
Deux Ex 3(Moar like Moose Sex Tree)
Blackshot(Wow i don't even have to try)
Crackdown 2(Moar like Assclown who)
Half Life 2:Episode 3(Moar like No life(you)sychotic Episode Pee)
MAG(Moar like FAG)
Dantes Inferno(Moar like Dante's In-for-no-something)
God of War 3(Moar like Sod of bore glee)
Crysis 2(Moar like Financial Crisis blew)
Rage(Moar like Sage)
Gran Turismo 5(Moar like Man MAchismo gay-sex live)

Ok I'm done.

moar like to much time on my hands

 

[SimuLord]

About 95% of them, and all of the console games. I buy maybe 3-4 new games a year. The rest of them I couldn't care less about.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

For me, it's .

 

[Julianking93]

Mass Effect 2 can go fuck itself.

Whats with all the mass effect i loved the first game to death. It had characters with personality a brillitant speech sytem good voice acting, fun gameplay, deep backgound into everything about the world. if you wanted to know how somthing worked that information was in the game. I respect others oppinons but why so much negativity .

The first one sucked in my opinion.

I just couldn't get into it.

Same with almost all Final Fantasy games. I can't really explain why I didn't like it, I just didn't.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

bioshock 2, dante's inferno, God of war 3, and, don't hit me, Final Fantasy 13 and 14.

Why would someone hit you for that you're entitled to your opinion it's not like you are bashing the games for no good reason?

OT: Probably the torrent of bad FPS rehashes of over sexed or over musclely characters that will come out next year.