Urban Dictionary (Mature Content)

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

For those of you not familiar Urban Dictionary is kind of like a wikitionary but anyone can add anything. Basically what you need to do is go on to the site type in your name (first or second)and hilarity ensues. Obviously post your favourite definitions here.

Harry:1 A sex move invented by my ex-roomate Harry. This is when you wake a girl up, just in time for her to be awake when you cum either on her face or on her chest.

2. We Harry's are near guru standard, people ask and we provide the answer. However our own problems are hidden, you may pester but we remain zen. It's like dropping a pebble in a lake, but no ripples emerge. A voice of wisdom people turn to when no one else knows what to say. If you don't tell him the problem. sometimes we already know...

3. To harry is the act of vomiting after having too much alcohol and then crying inconsolably for the rest of the night for no apparent reason.

Be prepared to have your mind blown!

EDIT: Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

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Mike

• To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
  The coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone.
  Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.
  Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'...

 

[Looking For Alaska]

Nick 2730 up, 1704 down love it hate it

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis

Awesome!

 

[Panken]

Parker:
1)Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.

2)a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge

3)Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.

That is about right

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Oh goodness, I'm all over the place.

Mitchell:

1.) An extremely large penis,even larger than a 'shawn' almost to the point of excessive. Can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.
2.) Has tight abs or is sporty.
3.) To have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator.
4.) To have sexual intercourse with a pudding.
5.) Someone with a very dark skin color.
6.) Meaning rude and horridly critical.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

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Keep doing what you do best, my Captain.
Anyway, my name:

Ethan
'known for his good looks,whitty charm, and having a much larger penis than Colin.'
(Take that, Colin)

'A perfectly perfect male; an unavailable man.'

'An amazing, caring person who deserves the best in the world.'

'usually the sexiest man in school and has many friends and many girls want him. hes charming, funny, nice, smart.'

Wow. Apparently my name belongs to some sort of elite race of super men

 

[megapenguinx]

Armando:state of extreme hyperness
Hmm hits it on the nail

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Damnit...

jethro 30 up, 7 down
The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo.
What the hell are you doing you Jethro?

jethro: 19 up, 7 down love it hate it
The w.t. (white trash) version of ghetto.
Making your kids watch ANOTHER "Scooby" tape while you and your friends smoke meth is so Jethro.

jethro 18 up, 8 down love it hate it
Someone who has a big truncheon, but spends his time slapping it against video game machines in frustration at his inability to play them. Often seen with what Scottish women call a "Big Cuddly Head".

I wish I didn't post this...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Matt

• ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
  Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
  Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

Next is spoilered for length:

Spoiler

Matt

• Usually describing a male that is way out of your league. He may be a senior, and possibly may be in love with your best friend even though she betrayed him, for lack of a better word. If you are a Matt, you are probably one of the hottest guys in your school. A freshman of some sort probably likes a Matt because of his way of understanding and his abilty to make you smile no matter what. A Matt will bring you food when neccisary, and has no problem picking you up at two am if needed; therefore, a Matt is a good, (no great!) friend. A Matt has little problem sharing his opinion. Also, a Matt may have an interest in the Marines, or another branch of that sort. Matt's usually have troubled lives, but always has a friend to talk to. Generally, a Matt being as hott as he is, has girls all over him, but not always. Of course, Matts are clueless to everything that goes on around them, so they wouldnt know anyway.
  
  A Matt is an all around good person. I'd love to date one. (If only I could...)
  "Look at that Matt! If only my boyfriend could be more like him..."

They are all like this, every last one...

I believe that qualifies an ''Awwww yeaaaaaah'' complete with cheesy grin. XD

 

[LiquidForce]

Janusz 3 thumbs up

A badass Polish poppa who beats you regularly and with fervour, and who is probably both bald and sporting a mean handlebar moustache. Not everything he says always makes it from his Polish mind to his English vocabulary.
"You forget for making signing of your agenda again? Go to shed and pick 2x4 for beating-time." - Janusz to his 6 year-old son.

So true ^.-

 

[jasoncyrus]

I flicked through a few pages of mine being quite amused by the amount of Ryan's who have a reputation for being off the charts insane/hard/buff/sexy/mental.

Then i came across this qhich put my ego into over drive =P

Ryan 21 up, 133 down love it hate it

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect.
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.
Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Typing your name into urban dictionary just gets you the same result as typing in any other name.

A bunch of flattering qualities that the website says are associated with that name.

 

[NeedAUserName]

1. Sam 2167 up, 872 down
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

2. Sam 1307 up, 659 down
Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

3. sam 1291 up, 701 down
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"

Well... there we have it, inconclusive proof that... well... I'm called Sam..

 

[EeveeElectro]

emilee
a really beautiful woman, who has the most beautiful eyes and who likes watermelon, who likes alternative and metal, a very good kisser, who treats her boyfriends really good, even if they treat her like dick
Person 1: wow is that emilee
Person 2: cant you tell shes cute and nice and beautiful and just look at those eyes

someone that doesnt talk unless she is completely comftorble in her surrondings - true.

 

[Squedee]

apparently im a sexy beast from the south

 

[Flap Jack452]

Spoiler: Dragons! The level of detail that number 2 goes into is unheard of on Urban Dictionary

1. Dragon
Possibly the best mythical creature known to this day.
Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon-man. Or maybe he was just a dragon!

2. dragon
In the traditional sense, dragons were large reptilian creatures first thought of in the medieval time. (medieval in the eastern and western sense.) In western realsm, the dragon was a greedy, tyranical brute who ate damsels, demolished villages, and kept a huge treasure hoarde. Mostly portrayed as a generally lizard-like creature with many crests and horns, terribley sharp claws, large teeth, sometimes quills or fur, and almost always wings. (Different variants occured, such as the wingless two-legged Linwurm, and the scorpion-tailed wyvern.)They might've also had a lion's or dog's head.

In the eastern realms, dragons were beneficial and wise. They did of course keep their treasure hoardes, a dragon is nothing without his shinies. (They're very good eating.)They were snakelike, colourful, posessed deer-antlers, usually had a mane of fur or a crest of the stuff running down their back. They were awfully powerful beings, usually close to the gods, and lived in mountains, and sometimes in the ocean. I don't kinow much more...I'm pretty sure they could breathe scalding water instead of fire.

Nowadays, dragons are an icon. Anime' abuses them, fantasy novels use them, and D&D keeps them sacred. In DD, there are two main types of dragons, called true dragons(western variety).

Here's a list...

Metallic (Good) Dragons

Gold: Looks much like a cross between a western and eastern dragon, breathes
fire, very wise. (Wings look like large fins.)

Silver: Traditional western dragon, with tall fin. Breathes frost, serene and graceful. (My favourite.)

Brass: Again a traditional western dragon. has connecting its limbs to its body, aquatic. Breathes lightning, fascinated with war. (Still good, though.)

Brass: Traditional western, has the fin-like wings of the goldy. Breathes fire, LOVES to talk.

Copper: Traditional western, fin-like wings. Spits acid. Incorrigable prankster.

Chromatic (EVIL!) dragons. (note all of them are traditionaly western.)

Red: Lives to destroy, incredibley greedy (even for a dragon.) Breathes fire (obviously).

Blue: Vain, proud, would do anything to save its hide. Breathes lightning.

Green: Manipulator, honey-tongued, curious of other creatures. Very interesting breath weapon, it spits a cloud of corrosive vapour. (My favourite chromey.)

Black: Horrible temper, territorial, cruel. Spits acid.

White: Very STUPID. Breathes frost. (More of an animal than a higher being.)

Note that these dragons are intelligent (except thew white), and cast magic, speak, manipulate, conquer, what have you. Most of the above stuff is from DD..
"Look, Sir Thelonius is slaying the Lindwurm!"

"Shinrao will help us, he'll know what to do."

"SILVER DRAGON! PRETTY!"

"GREEN DRAGON! PRETTY!"

3. dragon
The mythical creature that pwns all others. Enough said.
Dragons rocks my socks.

Spoiler: Guido

1. guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.

EDIT: Holy crap the things that people have come up with for "Flap Jack" is disgusting.

 

[Draxonicar]

Erm...not so much "favourite" but certainly one of the more disturbing

NSFW

Spoiler

Angry Dragon 2536 up, 376 down
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl?s nostrils, resembles a dragon?s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Typing your name into urban dictionary just gets you the same result as typing in any other name.

A bunch of flattering qualities that the website says are associated with that name.

Oh stop being such a Negative ': Mocking term for a man engaging in feminine activities or otherwise compromising his masculinity. '