Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[gabe12301]

Your home is now under attack by burglars. Use whatever is in the room with the device you are reading this on.

I would attempt to attach broadheads to my arrows but sadly it takes me about two minutes to assemble one. So I guess could use the sharp edge of my keyboard as a weapon.

 

[Sassafrass]

I have a fairly small and easy to pick up bed-side table. It's also pretty weighty.
And I guess my TV remote could make a good thrown weapon if needs be. If I hit them in the eye, it'd slow them down.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Well, I have a couple of glass cups in my room. I suppose I could just smash them over the burglar's head. I have a couple airsoft guns about 10 feet away from me as well. I could always go at them with the surprisingly durable TV remote in my room; that actually makes for quite the striking object.

I could also grab the pen sitting next to me and go straight Pesci on their asses. There's a myriad of possibilities as to what can be used as a weapon when you get down to it.

 

[Aris Khandr]

I'm a room with a longsword, four daggers, and various sewing implements (razor sharp scissors, needles, rotary cutters). If someone came in here, they'd be in a bad, bad way.

 

[Bobbity]

A safety pin, and a rather heavy desktop computer. Oh, and a couple of really heavy books.

And a metal chair. Don't forget the chair

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Living room...Pretty heavy lamp beside me, ditto for the side tables. Got a mug of hot tea here too...
Got a good few things to throw here. I could probably defend myself or at least make enough noise to wake the other members of my family up.

 

[KageFenikkusu]

well i have a knife and fork left from eating about 10 minutes ago so I'm all good

 

[legion431]

A five iron golf club. I'm set.

 

[Radeonx]

My cane sword.
I'm good.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I am reading this in my fathers room. He has a shotgun and pistol under his bed. I think I'm set.

That, and he taught me how to shoot when I was ten.

And I have NO problem whatsoever with putting a bullet in someone's brain, just because they broke in.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Hmmm, eighteen swords of varying descriptions (my most favorite being the two-handed devilish bastard sword), a crescent hand axe, a lamp, a craptastic ton of Heroclix, thousands upon thousands of collectible trading cards, 2 lighters, 2 stuffed teddy bears and a bottle of lube.

I think I'm well prepared.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I have two swords. One's blunt as hell but a slab of iron upside one's head will certainly hurt.

 

[Gaiseric]

I'm in my room so that means I have 12+ guns, a few hundred rounds of ammo, some swords, leather armor/chain mail, and some knives for good measure.

BRING. IT.

 

[Galliam]

I'm kinda unintentionally cheating with this one as Im currently sitting on a couch with a very sturdy, sharp and pretty dagger. In truth, my house has at least one weapon in every room I'd wager.

 

[Gaiseric]

Hmmm, eighteen swords of varying descriptions (my most favorite being the two-handed devilish bastard sword), a crescent hand axe, a lamp, a craptastic ton of Heroclix, thousands upon thousands of collectible trading cards, 2 lighters, 2 stuffed teddy bears and a bottle of lube.

I think I'm well prepared.

You be careful with those teddy bears and lube we all know the devastation they bring when used improperly.

 

[Nouw]

I have lightsabres.

Fuck yeah!
[sub]And some Nerf Guns.[/sub]

 

[blaize2010]

2 pocketknifes, metal trophy, skateboard, heavy amp with a handle, controllers which hurt like a ***** if used as makeshift brass knuckles, automatic airsoft gun right in the eyes, one steel picture frame that weighs a metric fuckton. i've thought about this before

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Ummm..... A lava lamp.

Oh, and a pocket knife, I guess.

 

[TehCookie]

I'm a room with a longsword, four daggers, and various sewing implements (razor sharp scissors, needles, rotary cutters). If someone came in here, they'd be in a bad, bad way.

My sewing scissors are probably sharper than my various swords. However I would still grab a sword.