Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[Luke5515]

A set of Golf clubs and my sisters boyfriend.

Let's do this.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I have three guitars that I could use to beat he shit out of them...

The resulting blood stains would make them look awesome.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Hmmm, eighteen swords of varying descriptions (my most favorite being the two-handed devilish bastard sword), a crescent hand axe, a lamp, a craptastic ton of Heroclix, thousands upon thousands of collectible trading cards, 2 lighters, 2 stuffed teddy bears and a bottle of lube.

I think I'm well prepared.

You be careful with those teddy bears and lube we all know the devastation they bring when used improperly.

Coat them with lube, light them on fire and throw them?

Hmmmmm, you're right. I'll grab the work gloves from the other room. Thanks for the heads up!

 

[ImperialSunlight]

My house is open concept so I'm going to asume you mean the general area (living room, dining room, etc. ). I'm in the dining room and... oh... thats convenient, I have a real sword on my wall. That'll work.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

I have a bow and a full quiver of arrows sitting next to me. Not kidding. Also, stapler, pens, pencils, speaker, cables, radio...pretty much anything can be a weapon if used the correct way.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I hae a crowbar in my closet.
So.... yeah.
A crowbar.

 

[Gaiseric]

Hmmm, eighteen swords of varying descriptions (my most favorite being the two-handed devilish bastard sword), a crescent hand axe, a lamp, a craptastic ton of Heroclix, thousands upon thousands of collectible trading cards, 2 lighters, 2 stuffed teddy bears and a bottle of lube.

I think I'm well prepared.

You be careful with those teddy bears and lube we all know the devastation they bring when used improperly.

Coat them with lube, light them on fire and throw them?

Hmmmmm, you're right. I'll grab the work gloves from the other room. Thanks for the heads up!

Your welcome. Remember safety first.

 

[Nekron_X]

4 long swords, a short sword, a wakizashi, and about 10 knives, all sharpened.....i think i'll be alright

 

[Josufu]

In my bedroom? Just the "ceremonial dagger" I got for the holidays one year. Cheesy-looking, but it has a point, an edge, and enough heft to use as a fist-filler.

 

[LadyMint]

I keep a bat in my room for just such emergencies. If that's not within arm's reach for whatever reason, I have no issues with throwing everything on my computer desk at the intruder to disorient them. Also my room has two doors so I could potentially evade them by going out one of them.

Of course, this is all assuming the burglar doesn't have a gun. I'm probably screwed if they have a gun.

 

[Aris Khandr]

My sewing scissors are probably sharper than my various swords. However I would still grab a sword.

Oh, absolutely. But if something had to be done like NOW, and the scissors were the first things I could reach, we'll, I'll buy another pair later.

 

[default]

A katana

Them burglars be fucked.

 

[Tibs]

My PC is pretty much in the kitchen so I would just grab a knife.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I have my two guitars next to me. I'd use the acoustic one first.

 

[CCountZero]

Sad fact is that I can't do a damn thing. I'd get arrested if I "attacked" a burglar.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

I've got 4 knives, a set of twin blades, three guitars to bludgeon with and a pen with both, a very bright LED flashlight, and a laser pointer attached to the top to blind with.

In the words of Jackson Briggs(or Jax, for you noobs that dunno):

BRING IT!

 

[Alphakirby]

Knife,airsoft gun with ammo,nunchuks,bo,etc. Oh yeah,it's fun time

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I'm at work, so my hotel is being robbed.

I've got a box of bananas and a pair of scissors.

Oh, and an emergency button. I'm fine.

 

[Canid117]

I could have sworn I have seen this thread before but with more zombies.