Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[FortheLegion]

I have a long wooden plank

 

[Ikaruga33]

Game controllers as nuchucks or a wii fit gets used as a smashing board or I can whack em with a plastic nerf shotgun

 

[Stevanchez]

I have a illuminum baseball bat and a large knife(decorative: so it's dull, but I could still club the shit outta someone) in my closet.

 

[RobotNinja]

I keep a machete in my room for just such an occasion. Well, really its for zombies but it works against burglars as well.

 

[Sandytimeman]

I have a Katana and a butterfly knife right next to my desk. I think I'm good. ALSO, I have the socks I took off when I got home from work, that would be like..tear gas to a normal human.

 

[crudus]

Bedroom. I have three knives in here. I am pretty sure I can hold my own with at least one of them.

 

[greyknight]

tm7 paint ball gun+ 3000 pounds of air and around 800 rounds reasdy to go cause im going the next day

 

[cocoadog]

Two swords. Picked the wrong house asshole.

 

[greyknight]

and with out the hopper it look like the real deal

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Off the top of my head, I have: a machete, a club made out of the end of a poolstick, a display model bastard sword which is still heavy enough to do some major damage, a five-six inch dagger/letter opener, and a child's training bow with some target arrows. As long as the burglar doesn't have a gun, I'm set

Captcha: message blicifi

Who is blicifi, and what should I tell him?

Edit: To minimize the crazyness here, the sawed off poolstick was something we found in my Grandfather's truck after he died, the machete is an actual tool which I use occasionally, since I live out in the woods, the bow is something I've had lying around since I was a kid, and the bastard sword and the overly sharp letter opener are both items my parents brought back for me as souvenirs when they went to England several years back.

 

[ALX-00]

Pfffft, who needs weapons. All natural for me.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

I have a choice between USP or my new Model 6 Unica Autorevolver, decisions decisions. Either way they are screwed.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Lets see here:
dozen or so knives
3 swords
pistol crossbow
sling shot
throwing star
bb/pellet gun
bolt action .22 with two loaded clips

Spoiler: And this thing...

I think I'll be fine...

 

[Xman490]

STAPLER

 

[McNoobin]

If they don't have a gun, then I could use my nunchucks, tanto knife, electric guitar or old crutches to beat the hell out of them.
But if they did have a gun, then I would cut the lights and ambush them with my throwing knives

 

[Sheamus]

two wood, mini baseball bats, the promo ones they give out sometimes to the first 100 people or something like that. I don't know how strong they are, but I'm sure I could knock someone out with them.

 

[Cazza]

Sonic Screwdriver

If only it were real.

 

[Quazimofo]

I'm a room with a longsword, four daggers, and various sewing implements (razor sharp scissors, needles, rotary cutters). If someone came in here, they'd be in a bad, bad way.

now i am seriously afraid of you, because only the truly badass of badasses keep that many weapons in their room, and are not afraid to have fluttershy as their avatar.

as for me, i do not have much. got a nice balance board which is easy to pick up, is about 3 feet long, and is heavy enough and solid enough to cause some serious damage if i can get a surprise hit on the fucker that walks in (im fairly weak, so it would be kinda easy to block, but it would still hurt like a *****). if that fails, i guess i could throw my lamp at them, or smash em with a plastic guitar or one of the larger lamps in the room.

OR i could be really sadistic, knocking them out, then shoving them up the chimney and lighting their ass on fire. maybe cook marshmallows on their flaming corpse. finally would get some use out of this fireplace right next to me, but it would be kinda annoying to move the tv out of the way considering all the wires in the back, and the size/shape of the room

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I grab my shotgun... and start firing away ^_^ I live on a steel yard and act as security when I feel like it.. I can go crazy ^_^

 

[Quazimofo]

I could have sworn I have seen this thread before but with more zombies.

and giant spiders, but those had to include a one liner and so was pretty damn funny.