Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[XandNobody]

I, am sitting beside a Smith and Wesson survival kukri that I have diamond sharpened myself...

Any appendage I like, is mine now. Woot!

 

[Composer]

well i have a sword
so
ill go with that
or if i can break the orenge tip off my airsoft rifle ill go with that

 

[ArtanisCreed]

combat knife, katana and a pair of fantasy blades (pretty sharp for being decorative) and a set of riddick's curved knives from Chronicles of Riddick.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

I'm at a workplace as I am reading this. So uh... I wonder if that Broadsword over the boss' desk is any good.

Edit: Asked, it's pretty damn sharp.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Good thing i always keep a Katana above the TV!

 

[Sparrow]

I have coat hangers, empty deodorant cans and near finished Pepsi bottles lying around. If I could find some duct tape I could pull some true MacGyver shizzle up in here.

 

[Macabre9037]

A katana, a machete-esque sword, a Louisville slugger and a large hunting knife...pretty sure I'd go for the slugger.

 

[v3n0mat3]

ME. BRING IT.

 

[Manicotti]

I hope my roommate would understand if I beat them to death with his guitar...

I also have a butterfly knife and a soldering iron. I'd be ready to have some fun defend myself with these odds.

 

[Xenetethrae]

The deadliest weapons in my room are a few pieces of fruit. But I don't see that going over too well...

 

[Titan Buttons]

well there are 3 brooms, a guitar, an iron, several vases and my brother's 2 cutting knife sets.
I can go nuts

 

[Klarinette]

Within reaching distance, I have a can of Raid, a can of cleaning spray propellant stuff for the laptop, possibly a pair of scissors, and ... a flashlight? There's a dagger in a box on the other side of the room, but if they're in here, I'd have to get passed them to get to said dagger.

I'm probably screwed. All else fails, I have a rather long paint brush I could stab them with the butt of...? Potentially? I don't know ¬_¬

 

[Enrathi]

Your home is now under attack by burglars. Use whatever is in the room with the device you are reading this on.

I would attempt to attach broadheads to my arrows but sadly it takes me about two minutes to assemble one. So I guess could use the sharp edge of my keyboard as a weapon.

Field points will put a nice hole in them, and at the ranges we're talking, could possibly go clean through (though that could be bad, I'd rather have the arrow expend all its energy on the target and not pass through walls to potentially injure innocent bystanders).

Edit: Forgot my own weapons. Pocketknife and bow.

 

[XandNobody]

I'm at a workplace as I am reading this. So uh... I wonder if that Broadsword over the boss' desk is any good.

Edit: Asked, it's pretty damn sharp.

The fact that you asked, makes you awesome, as hell.

200 internet cupcakes for you.

 

[spectrenihlus]

I got a hatchet so I'm good.

 

[icame]

I'm a room with a longsword, four daggers, and various sewing implements (razor sharp scissors, needles, rotary cutters). If someone came in here, they'd be in a bad, bad way.

This minus the sewing tools. I think I'm in good shape.

 

[riprino]

I have a spiked club but if they have a gun I have feet to run.

 

[Whodat]

3 sets of darts, shitloads of books, scissors, a printer, a stapler, lots of PC games, a mini fan(I don't know why), an ornate and heavy glass clock, CD player, cupoard, litter-box, pool table, and NYON CAT!!

Edit: I also have an axe head, yeah, just the head :S