Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[jpoon]

I pick up my .40 cal pistol, load the lone clip I have loaded and go to town on the burglars. Hopefully they aren't armed because I would rather easily dispatch them if they aren't. Otherwise it's probably gonna be a gunfight scene...

 

[senobit]

I'm in my home office/junk room which i also store my tools in. So I've got a load of hammers, screwdrivers, stanley knife, cordless drill. pickaxe, scikle, spade and some bits of wood. also keep my bike stuff in here so got gloves with carbon kevlar knuckle protectors and a helmet. Also I've got a katana, some knives, a pistol crossbow and cricket bat.

 

[Mister Trip]

Hell yeah, I'll use the lava in my lava lamp (hot wax really... ) to blind those brain scavengers. Oh and what else?... Maybe deafen them with my guitar+amp combo? Damn, my room isn't the best place to be in this situation, it's a good thing I live on the first floor and can easily survive the fall.

 

[kmanniac]

I would use my mobile chin up bar like a bat'leth, along with a stapler for fun

 

[Rattler5150]

a Ka-bar marine corps fighting knife

 

[A Raging Emo]

Assault Rifles, Bow and Arrows, African Spear, Flick knife.

Burglars had no idea what they were getting into.

 

[theguitarhero6]

Well I'd start by weilding this ceramic owl statuette cuz it seems pretty weighty, then maybe the fishingpole in the corner so I could have some distance on him. Lastly I'd start tossing CDs at him Shaun-of-the-Dead style. If all else fails I DO have that broadsword on the closet...

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'm in the living room and there are a few heavy, steel things... I don't know what they're called, but they have a knob on the top and look like funny, small hammers. There are ten of them, so I would throw some and then beat him over the head with one--I guess.

 

[EventHorizon]

My bedroom... hmm

I guess there's my massive leather-bound copy of the necronomicon by H.P Lovecraft. It's got Cthulhu on the cover.

So... burglars gon' get smacked over their heads by Cthulhu I guess?

That or a small dyson vaccum cleaner, it'll probably pack a punch.

 

[alfawx]

Well, there's a larger pair of scissors directly in front of me along with 2 ancient desktop computers and a printer. Teehee.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I have a pocketknife, a pair of dumbbells, a lamp, and some belts.

 

[jackpipsam]

I don't need anything, I just need to think portals

 

[Steel910520]

Guess my samurai sword will have to do. Time to cut some limbs off!!!!!

 

[Kadoodle]

I have a spoon...

 

[similar.squirrel]

The heavy iron rod that we use to poke around the fireplace is both clichéd and reliable. Failing that, there is the fork that I have just finished using. Lower on the hierarchy lies the stapler.

My bedroom... hmm

I guess there's my massive leather-bound copy of the necronomicon by H.P Lovecraft.

I don't know how to break this to you, but the Necronomicon was written by Abdul Al'Hazred. Who, in turn, was written by H.P Lovecraft.

 

[Brown Cap]

I would take my bo staff, acoustic guitar, and...
wait.
I don't need this crap! I'm a black belt!

 

[Urgh76]

My penis(tee hee)

OT: I'd probably hurl the golf balls I have at them, also the ceramic cup that they're in

 

[Jon Shannow]

I've got a gun cabinet in the corner with two shotguns inside and a moderate fuckload of shells. reckon i'm ok.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

My 360 power brick

Seriously that would do damage

 

[anonymity88]

My Bass guitar, so proper Dead Rising vibes going on here.