Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[nukethetuna]

I think I still have some aluminum bats from when I used to play baseball in my closet. That'll have to do.

 

[StellarViking]

I have a rather weighty bust of Thor, a few power tools, an oxygen tank, and some bizarre jar of I don't know what. I have all of my swords/axes/hammers in another room, sadly, so I couldn't go all Berserker Rage on them (with weapons, anyway).

 

[Valiant The Gamer]

Scissors,a little statue of stone, iron elephants, candels, wooden plank and if i get really pumped up i could even throuw a freaking chair at them

 

[Katnap_Devikat]

Knives and a rather sharp Rapier (love fencing). Probably accidently stab myself somehow.

 

[Savvz]

Either a 9" knife so sharp you can shave with it, or I could stick a circular saw head on my battery powered Dremel.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I have thick hardcover book right here, and some scissors, and some pens and pencils...
Burglar's gonna get knocked out and possibly filled with holes.

Oh look, I found the candle lighter thing for birthday cakes, let's see what that does.

 

[Cavan]

a pair of 6kg weighted training clubs..not sure i'd want to be hit with what is essentially a stubby heavy sledgehammer.

edit: the sledgehammer is also in the corner..that's probably easier, also am I allowed to use my two dogs? ^^

 

[Appleshampoo]

I have a live sword under my sofa, since my computer is in my lounge.

Come to think of it, I have a sword of some sort in every room. I'm paranoid, but fuck am I letting some drug addict steal my hard earned items because they suck to much to get a job.

 

[Laser Priest]

I have freshly made food. It is hot. It is going in their goddamn eyes.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

The charger for my laptop. I have a... "couple" of them. Perfect whip.

 

[Zay-el]

I have enough empty wine bottles lying around to take out a whole batallion. I'll be alright.

 

[P.Tsunami]

I'm lucky; just moved into a new place, and for some reason the previous tenant left a metal pipe.