Useful things learned through films.

[Dimeinurear]

If you hear a strange noise outside your house, DON'T INVESTIGATE, just lock the doors and windows and get a gun.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do not piss off Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Willis. Only pick a fight with them if you have Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris on your side.

Also why reload when your guns clearly have unlimited ammo?

 

[googleit6]

I've learned that you better be the main character in a horror film.

I've also learned that all people in horror movies are extremly unathletic. If a killer can keep up with you by walking, especially when you are running your ass off, maybe you should have hit the gym a little harder.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

When you are in a suspensful situation you are likely to trip/gun get jammed.
Also in Sci Fi originals people have unlimited ammo.

 

[fullbleed]

Hacking incredibly secure security systems merely involves typing really fast.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Weapons are useless against me (Jason Statham movies)

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Even though lasers should travel at the speed of light, they go slower then bullets, and can be dodged by a roll or jump.

 

[Random Argument Man]

You can survive a Nuclear explosion by hiding in a fridge.

In all seriousness, you learn that people don't know the meaning of adventure films and sci-fi films anymore.

 

[Mass B]

what NOT to do when murderers come to town, from every horror movie ever, don't mess with mel gibson (in case the news hasn't taught you enough) from every mel gibson movie ever, and in apocalyptic situations, you can always find an automatic weapon somewhere

 

[ecoho]

ok never split up,never go invetigate anything thats sounds wird,and finaly if you find your self faceing a guy with a weapon dont just stand there run hell miss or at least youve made him work for his kill.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

You can kill a helicopter with a car.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

That the last surviving character will always magically become powerful enough to defeat the killer they've been running from at the end.

We had a big discussion on this in real life

 

[laststandman]

Fight Club: soap is made out of fat.

 

[JWW]

V for Vendetta:
1. People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
2. Always bring a knife to a gunfight.
3. Explosions are awesome.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

That one does not simply walk into Mordor.

Unless that one is a hobbit.


OT: The Black Marine Sergeant with a cigar is ALWAYS badass.

 

[Harley Q]

1.Anybody, if they try, can learn to dance, especially if they're from the streets yo.
2.The girl will always go with the loveable penniless rogue in the end and not the billionaire.
3.People who smoke cigarettes are either from the 50s or are incredibly evil.