Useless Facts, The Best Kind of Facts

[jaguarman134]

You can´t lick your own elbow.

bollocks
some people can lick their own elbow

 

[Sacman]

Graham crackers and Corn Flakes were both invented to stop kids from masturbating...<.<

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

You can´t lick your own elbow.

Yes I can just not the tip of it.

You win a cookie...

 

[Uber Evil]

There's such a thing as infinity not being large enough.

Example: draw a circle. Realize that there are an infinite number of points on that circle. Draw a line that connects every single one of those points with the center of the circle. The number of lines, by definition, is infinity.

Now, draw a larger circle around the smaller one and extend the lines that you drew from the smaller circle. The infinite lines that you drew from the initial circle are not enough to meet the infinite number of points on the new circle.

I believe my head just asploded. I need to clean the grey matter off my walls now.

 

[pulse2]

You can´t lick your own elbow.

Yes I can just not the tip of it.

I beg to differ, I just tried it and it worked

 

[Tartarga]

All American bills have a small amount of cocaine on them.

 

[silv]

People with green eyes can't see dogs.

Load of BS.

You really had to point that out? xD
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A drop of water must contain six or more molecules of water. Five or less would bond together in a ring.

To put that into perspective, a drop of water has approximately 6x10^21 molecules of water.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

A pig can orgasm for thirty minutes

You've gotta give a pig credit for that!

 

[pulse2]

Did you know, the sun is not in fact a planet


Oh, and for serious people:

Valentines is not actually originally celebrated on the 14th, but instead the 15th.

 

[cryogeist]

did you know the word tank was just the british pulling a word out of there ass! they used it so the german had no clue what they were talking about!

 

[tombman888]

The voice acting who played ducky in the land before time was murdered by her abusive dad

=O I has a sad now =(

 

[Nouw]

Did you know that if you say the word 'gullible' really slowly, it sounds just like you're saying 'oranges'?

This man deserves a thread right here!

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Space marines have 2 hearts.
The average 40k player plays space marines.

 

[cryogeist]

Space marines have 2 hearts.
The average 40k player plays space marines.

he knows our secret!!
HE MUST BE PURGED!!!!!!!1!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Konami's older games have been put into the card game they license, "Yu-Gi-Oh!" such characters as Metal Gear Solid's 'Solid Snake', Getsu Fuuma from, 'Getsu Fuuma Den', known as 'Getsu Fuhma' in the card form with the final boss, Dragon Master as 'Ryu Kokki'.

Even characters from their game, Parodius. A parody of another one of their games, Gradius.

Also, the ships from Gradius have been turned into cards in the "Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game/Official Card Game" and so have the bosses, wich were are called, "B.E.S."

'Bacterium
Empire
Ship'

 

[Thundero13]

Transvestites are straight just as often as non-transvestites are straight.

 

[pulse2]

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

#7 They have too many natrual predators
#6 They can't take the heat
#5 They can't handle the cold
#4 Biting is a terrible way to spread a disease
#3 They can't heal from day to day damage
#2 Our landscapes are full of zombie proof barriers
#1 Weapons and the bad asses who use them

 

[Uber Evil]

Unless you're 32, you haven't lived for a billion seconds. I actually did the math on that one, as it seemed preposterous. 32 isn't exact, but I didn't go so far into the math as to see EXACTLY when you'd hit a billion seconds.

31 years, 259 days, 1 hour, 46 minutes, 40 seconds, and 512 milliseconds, not counting leapyears. Not legally old enough to get laid, but, still, I have no life.
EDIT: I Think that that's 31 years, 252 days, 1 hour, 46 minutes, 40 seconds, and 512 milliseconds w/ leap years.

 

[pulse2]

Unless you're 32, you haven't lived for a billion seconds. I actually did the math on that one, as it seemed preposterous. 32 isn't exact, but I didn't go so far into the math as to see EXACTLY when you'd hit a billion seconds.

31 years, 259 days, 1 hour, 46 minutes, 40 seconds, and 51.2 milliseconds, not counting leapyears. Not legally old enough to get laid, but, still, I have no life.

Thats going on my facebook status, lol