Useless superpowers and Situations to use them

[Cold Blue]

So... name and describe some powers that are more or less useless, and then maybe give them a situation in which they would be useful...
Ex: You can see any part you want of the future...except you don't see it...you smell it...
Useful Situation: there's a bomb in the building, and all of a sudden it feels like a fucking explosion just took place inside your nose, with smoke, fire, etc...so you know to get the fuck outta there....simple, eh?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The ability to make this sound at will.

http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/

Usless? Yes.

Awesome in the right situations?


Hell yes.

 

[nukethetuna]

You can make anyone trip and fall.

Some guy is about to walk in front of a semi-truck. Or so you say. Life-saving hilarity ensues.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

You can make anyone trip and fall.

Some guy is about to walk in front of a semi-truck. Or so you say. Life-saving hilarity ensues.

So instead of walking in front of the truck and being hit, he trips, falls and gets rolled over by the truck instead?

 

[nukethetuna]

You can make anyone trip and fall.

Some guy is about to walk in front of a semi-truck. Or so you say. Life-saving hilarity ensues.

So instead of walking in front of the truck and being hit, he trips, falls and gets rolled over by the truck instead?

He can trip to the side! My power over clumsy footwork is just that elaborate and all-powerfully life changing.

 

[Canid117]

The ability to make this sound at will.

http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/

Usless? Yes.

Awesome in the right situations?


Hell yes.

You just like posting that link dont you?

 

[ToxicOranges]

How about the ability to projectile vomit Alphabetty-Spaghetti?

Sounds bad right? WRONG.

Now when the drunk in the street asks you for money - BOOM, Spaghetti vomit. He'll be too busy eating to care. Tramp asks for food? BOOM - vomit the delicious spaghetti, receive trampy love.

u jelly of ma spaghetti powa?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The ability to make this sound at will.

http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/

Usless? Yes.

Awesome in the right situations?


Hell yes.

You just like posting that link dont you?

Like I said.

It's a very useful power

 

[ZehMadScientist]

The ability to change the tv channel without a remote contol.

Useful when: Exactly when your remote control's battery runs out, and you have no other batteries in the house, and then some german gay porn shows on your tv. You are now able to shut down or switch between channels without having to close in on your tv. At that moment, You'll thank me for this.

 

[jakko12345]

the ability to speak to llamas

 

[mb16]

power
the ability to make people get you toast, whoever, wherever and whenever...
Situations to use them
getting out of an argument:
person:"If you dont clear your mess now i will..."
you:"make me toast"
person:"I will be right back"

 

[Mattismen]

The incredible ability to spray vanilla custard from my fingertips
Useful when... eh.. you are longing for some vanilla custard?

 

[Alphakirby]

The ability to make people punch themselves in the face.
Not hard enough to kill them,just hard enough to be funny.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

the ability to speak to llamas

When would that be useful?
Mine would be the power to make doors appear anywhere at all. When it'd be useful: someone robs a bank, opens the door, and BAM there's another door behind it. Continue this until he gives up and falls into a sobbing, broken minded pile of confusion. Or is caught.

 

[Les Awesome]

The power to control lactose food items =D

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

The power to make people fall asleep instantly.

I'd mostly use this on myself, but it'd be interesting to use in a variety of situations. Also incredibly dangerous. I couldn't handle the temptation.

 

[jamesmax]

How 'bout the power to kill a YAK from 200 yards away with mind bullets?

 

[standokan]

Every time you die, you go back to the last time you ate cheese.

 

[Slaanax]

ability to change Pepsi into coke. You could use it any restaurant that doesn't serve coke or pull a great practical joke.

 

[Tonythion]

pre-mature ejaculation ma-

oh wait that wouldn't be useful at all, just embarrassing.

I want the power to strip anyone I please at will.
Not only for the reason of being a perv but I used to get beat up a lot so just imagine a bully coming at you, but you pants them without touching them.