Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[teisjm]

Precognitive sense of smell... the ability to tell that someone farted before it happens.

 

[Daestar]

The ability to never have anyone sit next to me on a bus. In the form of singing

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom mushroom.

I genuinely want to try this though.

I would sit next to anyone on the bus singing the badger song, just because it would give me something to do while pretending to listen to my empty iPod

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I can control every Dodo to do my biddng.

You sir, are a genius =D

I would have the ability of a laser pointer finger, while being to electrocute somebody at will by aiming it. It is, however, static powered.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Spoiler: Quote by ShrooM_DoughKiD

The ability to read womens thoughts, to activate, you must walk up to said woman and scream in her face "I CAN TELL WHAT YOU'RE THINKING"

The ability to be good at anything after lots of practice!

Spoiler: yep another

The ability to never have anyone sit next to me on a bus. In the form of singing

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom mushroom.

I genuinely want to try this though.

Snnnnaaaake.!,?.!,?!.,!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

I have the awesome ability to talk very incoherently and still sideways remain on the subject so, if needed, people just nod and agree because I just baffled them with BS.
Don't do it very often, I'm not proud of it.

 

[strength of 7 men]

The ablilty to sparkle like an idiot in the sun. (couldn't resist)

I do however have the ability to get sunburnt, even when it's not sunny!

 

[snakevin]

I can feign immortality

 

[DalekJaas]

I have the power to see through clear glass windows.

 

[p3t3r]

the ability to talk in a pitch that is extremely easy to tune out. i have this power in real life after about 30s of talking i can say whatever i want because no one is listening anyways.

 

[metamorphisis]

The ablilty to sparkle like an idiot in the sun. (couldn't resist)

I do however have the ability to get sunburnt, even when it's not sunny!

Oxegen flashbacks!

and not getting burnt in the extremly sunny sun in turkey?

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Spoiler: long talk

The ability to never have anyone sit next to me on a bus. In the form of singing

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom mushroom.

I genuinely want to try this though.

I would sit next to anyone on the bus singing the badger song, just because it would give me something to do while pretending to listen to my empty iPod

Yeah but every time I said mushroom mushroom I plan to face them move my head right next to theirs look them in the eye while saying it. And on snake stand up and do it really loudly waving my hands.

I so wanna try this. I bet you I would clear the seat.

Fucking smelly people on bus's this they have the right to sit next to me. You know what fuck it imma just take my gas BB gun with me and shoot them in the leg.

Happy birthday, [sub][sub][sub]RADRAOCH!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

Spoiler: OT

the ability to breathe water and drown while drinking from a cup.

 

[Templar2k7]

the ability to sleep of long hours of time

 

[pyrokitsune777]

I have the power to not die even if i'm killed so long as my bodily organs survive and no body turns off the machine next to me.

Down side is i can't do anything but i'm still alive... technically.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

THE POWER OF HEART!
and also the ability to talk to creatures of the sea to do my bidding. But only underwater. And my lungs fill up with water everytime I speak.

 

[Hexador]

The ability to attract annoying kids into whatever location I might go to. Movies, vacation etc. They're everywhere I go!

I think I have that power too.

 

[ziggy161]

These are all great XD

Uh...I have the power of being able to press buttons with letters on them! I call it TYPING!

 

[Fuzzman]

I have the super-awesome and totally useful ability to read my own mind!

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

I have the abitlity to kill people if I run them through with a pointy object.

 

[The Stonker]

I have the power to know when there is a new porn site on the internet being created.

Now.
Now.
Now.
Now..
Now.....