Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?
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I can become water! I turn into a puddle and bide my time until someone walks through me and they get splashed.
I can however still feel pain in said puddle form.
I can however still feel pain in said puddle form.
Useless? The ability to turn things yellow by looking at them. Ability to levitate feathers. Hell, I could do this for hours.
Mines would be the ability to shock people with very small amounts of electricity but only if I was on a carpet and wearing socks but I need to move my feet quickly on the carpet.
VERY TRUE, spesly for people who play MW2, WoW, and lot of others...Frungy said:
I can imagin anything, ANYTHING.
I smell through time.
I just have no control over when and where this happens and have no control over the temporal direction and distance.
I'll just catch a whiff of something that either was present or will be present at my current location at SOME point in time.
This is non-speculative... this actually happens to me and the superpower explanation is the only one that I'm willing to accept; it passes the test of Suzumiya's Cudgel (think Occam's Razor only replace "simplest" with "most fun").
I just have no control over when and where this happens and have no control over the temporal direction and distance.
I'll just catch a whiff of something that either was present or will be present at my current location at SOME point in time.
This is non-speculative... this actually happens to me and the superpower explanation is the only one that I'm willing to accept; it passes the test of Suzumiya's Cudgel (think Occam's Razor only replace "simplest" with "most fun").
make pancakes appear in front of me..............thats it stop reading..........fine! they also can only be eaten after your full.......go away!
The ability to see 10 minutes into the future. However, the ability causes me to become comatose for 15 minutes after use.
Actually, my superpower isn't completely useless: I find good parking spaces. I don't know why, but I've driven up to a shopping mall that is overflowing with people Christmas shopping, and had my wife bitching about how we were going to have to walk five minutes from the car to building in the cold rain, and how I'm crazy to even be looking near the entrance...
And viola! Parking space within 50' of the entrance, and no, I didn't circle around like a vulture or anything.
And it wasn't just a one-time occurance. Generally speaking, if I'm in a big rush, or when I was injured (but not seriously enough to merit a handicapped permit) and it was difficult for me to get around, I get a good space within 30 seconds of pulling in the parking lot.
It's so ridiculous that my friends have annointed me "Joe: the patron saint of parking" and invoke my name when they're in a hurry and need to find parking.
And viola! Parking space within 50' of the entrance, and no, I didn't circle around like a vulture or anything.
And it wasn't just a one-time occurance. Generally speaking, if I'm in a big rush, or when I was injured (but not seriously enough to merit a handicapped permit) and it was difficult for me to get around, I get a good space within 30 seconds of pulling in the parking lot.
It's so ridiculous that my friends have annointed me "Joe: the patron saint of parking" and invoke my name when they're in a hurry and need to find parking.