Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[thingymuwatsit]

fine, I took that a bit too far...

 

[Taddy]

I have the power to be sarcastic, it's the greatest super-power of all time.

 

[hazabaza1]

I

have

the

ability

to

sevtupal

post!

That was rather funny, but I have the sinking feeling you're going to get put on probation for it.

Anyway. My power is the one to produce catnip from my eyes!

 

[DanDanikov]

The ability to see my own future, but not the ability to change it. That'd just make life boring.

 

[Engarde]

The ability to memory wipe floppy discs with the power of my will alone!

 

[ArchAngelKira]

The ability to fake mental illnesses

 

[andriod]

The ability to crap out hydrogen the most common element in the universe

 

[thingymuwatsit]

i already have the ability to completely make bull crap sound true, does that count?

so... you're a politician?

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Ability to run super fast. for a fraction of a second

 

[CJ1145]

I am... Vuvuzela Man, able to make loud noises with no assistance from an instrument!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[KefkaCultist]

the ability to look like a complete idiot by quoting videos/games that 99% of my friends have never heard before. Aww, Muffin.

 

[stabnex]

I can discern the difference between purple and blue. But not blue and green. I'm color blind.

 

[LordOrin]

Mine would be to squirt blood at people, with the price of losing my own.

There's a lizard that does that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk
So I guess you'd be Lizardman?

I would be Dishpan Hands Man, with the power to mildly bother people with my gross hands.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I can breathe water, like a fish but it has the side effect of drowning.
I can see into the future for 1 minute but it happens in real time, and i can't turn it off after activating.

And i can go [HEADING=1][color=cornflower blue] BIG[/color][/HEADING]

for the cost of all my internal organs.

 

[crudus]

I have the ability to live in direct sunlight for thirty minutes. I haven't tested the full extent of this ability but my creators have advised me against exceeding that limit.

I also have the ability to lift 50x my own weight. However I have no way of accessing this ability or living while/after it is done.

Mine would be the ability to Eat lead, but only it can only be a base, in a paint product.

But you would still get the effects of lead poisoning right?

 

[Spectre4802]

The ability of invisibility, but only when I wear clothes that negate my invisibility powers. I mean, people might run into me by accident and I wouldn't want that.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

the ability to read my own mind

 

[Nannernade]

I have the ability to lose all sense of logic and gain a sense of stuttering when on the phone. Followed by the moment the phone is hung up all sense of logic returns.