Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[JokerCrowe]

I can see into the furture, only I forget what I saw, and remeber it after the thing I saw happened.

 

[Killerscape]

the ability to not care about something i don't know anything of.

 

[the-messy-ghost]

The ability to open jam jars.

 

[Random Argument Man]

The power of RANDOM ARGUMENTS!!!!!!!


It's useless, but people seem to like it here.

Note* That's right. I haven't done Random Arguments since 09. I guess that I'm rusty.

 

[The87Italians]

My ability is to be able to tell when people are being sarcastic! And I'm The Shoveler too.

Mystery Men reference? if so then you just won an internet!

Spoiler: heres your prize!

my power is to throw spoons with unerring accuracy.

I can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at me.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The Ability to tell what Chuck norris is thinking, but the only thing you hear is roundhouse kick over and over and over and over.

 

[El gazibo]

I have the ability to fall up the stairs
and I can fast forward DvD's past the Pirate warning

 

[krseyffert]

The ability to see behind me when I look into a mirror...

 

[Zenn3k]

I have a mat, with conclusions written on it that I jump to

 

[The Evil Foxy]

The ability to attract annoying kids into whatever location I might go to. Movies, vacation etc. They're everywhere I go!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I have the power to change the sound of the air I exhale, and to form it into possible sentences.

I also have the power to turn water into soda in the presence of a soda stream!

 

[Googooguru]

i have the power to open Jam Jars with my mind... cant do peanut butter or cheese spread.. only Jam..

 

[PhantomCritic]

The ability to breathe oxygen and then exhale carbon dioxide.

 

[Rubberbandninja]

I can give people freckles... but only two per person, and i can't control where they'll show up.

 

[Reenix]

The power to compose out-of-key music three octaves too high, thus making it in-key. THE WRONG KEY.

 

[Edorf]

The ability to fly, but I must be 1000 meters up in the air, and I can only fly for a maximum of 3 seconds.

 

[Alumit]

I do have a superpower - invisibility. Unfortunately it only comes around when the big, arrogant guys and girls at school are around. Or if I'm standing in line in something public and people butt in front of me and I tell them to get back and they ignore me.


Ahhhh... the loveliness of invisibility.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Meat vision!

 

[BreakingEZRA]

The ability to speak comuinicate over vast distances, using my secret power the "telephone"