Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Nietz]

I have the ability to be a dick.

 

[Adamc-mh]

The ability to turn into a bucket

 

[Chonodhoch]

I am vehicular transport man! I have to power to go places on or in vehicles.

 

[Queen Michael]

I can kill people with a gun. And I can make roses turn blue for two seconds.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The power to compose out-of-key music three octaves too high, thus making it in-key. THE WRONG KEY.

god damn i lol'd so hard.

 

[Milo Windby]

I am able to recall every single Bruce Campbell quote from any of his movies on a whim...

 

[Lutka]

i have the power to make air smell funny.

 

[sageoftruth]

I kill trolls (in my head).

 

[sageoftruth]

I can turn myself and my car invisible but only during rush hour.

 

[sageoftruth]

I am immune to the urge to take sides in a political discussion.

 

[CpnBeef]

I can telekinetically control the change of traffic lights, but not if there's another person around.

*plays the x-files theme-tune and wiggles his eyebrows*

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

I'd have the amazing ability to be bullet proof, after being shot... 13 times.

 

[Mr Companion]

I can breath in liquid lava, its a shame I cannot survive in intense heat.

 

[Tiroe]

I can move at 531.5 km/h while being perfectly still.

 

[Daestar]

I can go on for hours and hours talking about absolutely nothing, although really I can type a lot of this too, which can be useful if you're being asked, "Any last words?" Although that whole concept is just awful, what sort of villain asks whoever they're killing to say something before death, that's always when the hero uses the voice password or when they say, "Yeah" pull out a gun and shoot them, why did we make guns? In the end we just keep making ways to kill each other but even when we make a new weapon we make a way to defend against it in a few months, we may as well just beat each other with clubs while decked out in MJOLNIR armor from Halo. There, that's my power.

 

[zenoaugustus]

I have the ability to become invisible when everyone looks away.

 

[Ithos]

The power of turning oxygen to carbon dioxide!

 

[etherlance]

I have the ability to make people randomly spurt milk out of their noses.


.........but only if they have drank milk that day.

 

[Nailz]

Everywhere I go I am followed by an immense flock of invisible and inaudible seagulls. They are drenched in oil and half of them are on fire. The fire is currently spreading into infinity, as the flock is infinitely huge.

 

[Phlakes]

In only one minute, I can see one minute into the future.