Uwe Boll just makes me sad. As a kid, one of my fondest memories was going to an all-night arcade lock-in where every game was set to free play. I spent the entire night in front of house of the dead 3 (the one with the shotguns) and I fucking loved it. granted I was a little kid, so the scenes were a lot scarier back then, but still. Then Uwe Boll made a movie about it, and, not knowing the signifigance of the name Uwe Boll, I rented it, watched it, and vomited bloody nostalgia for the next six hours.
Honestly, I hate the man. As MovieBob said, you can make a great movie out of anything. House of the Dead could have been a great movie. It could have been a predecessor to Zombieland. But it wasn't. Because Uwe Boll got his hands on it. And nothing that man makes is worth a damn.
Some call him the Ed Wood of the modern era. Has anyone seen an Ed Wood film? Has anyone seen Plan 9 From Outer Space? It's a movie that is so bad it's good. The effects, the script, the acting, all terrible, but hiliarious. Uwe Boll's movies are just painful. There is nothing redeeming about any of them. At all.
Uwe Boll must be destroyed.
