Uwe Boll strikes again!

[AvsJoe]

Despite the fact that he's given the video game and movie communities nothing but pain, I will still give him the benefit of the doubt. Zombie Massacre will just be another zombie shoot-em-up and any movie based on it won't be exceptional cinema no matter who directs it. So let's let Mr. Boll, our generation's Ed Wood, use this game as another shot at competency. No harm will be done considering the source material isn't exceptional, so let him play around and hopefully create something worth watching.

 

[Skeleon]

STRRRRRRIKE! You're out, Boll!

 

[scotth266]

I fail to see why everyone criticizes Uwe Boll so much, yet some can lap up the atrocities that David Yates has been attempting to pass off as the film adaptations of the Harry Potter books.

 

[likalaruku]

I don't see how he could possibly f**kup Zombie Massare, but if he does, I will crown him Miss Ed Wood 2010.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Uwe Boll, director of such gems as House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, has recently begun acquiring more video game movie rights. His most recent include Legend: Hand of God, and Zombie Massacre. Zombie Massacre, a Nintendo Wii game still in its infancy, is about driving a convertible through a town full of zombies, with the goal of making it to the center of town alive, so you can detonate the nuclear bomb sitting shotgun. Players will have to drive through town, while shooting zombies to stay alive long enough to blow themselves up at the end of the game. Despite how cool that sounds, Uwe Boll has the power to turn everything he touches into poison. It?s still too early for any news on the film, but I?m sure the movie will feature two trendy male friends, three hot but talentless female characters, and six poorly costumed zombies (creative camera angles and close-ups will be used to give the illusion that there are more zombies).

Where will his evil hands strike next??..a Zelda game??.

how long before he butchers Mass Effect? How long!??? :'(

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

*akhem*......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (in best darth vader voice)

 

[Skarvig]

I would love to see a new Boll movie. I would rather see a bad movie adaption than no adaption.

 

[crono738]

Can we kill him? Please?

"Gamers kill gamer film maker over film based on a game" - Jack Thompson would be all over that

Jack's a little busy suing Facebook because all the hate groups made him sad...

 

[thel1st]

We can only hope he suddenly desires to not make movies anymore or that no one will fund him.

he doesnt need to be funded since e only spends 20 bucks making them

 

[Canadamus Prime]

We can only hope he suddenly desires to not make movies anymore or that no one will fund him.

Or he gets hit by a bus. Whatever works.

 

[101194]

Allright, Who's all for the "Lets beat Uwe Boll to death with a giant fish" Club?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Can we kill him? Please?

This. Uwe Boll deserves death penalty for his crimes against video gaming.

 

[w-Jinksy]

well at least hes not getting his greedy shit covered mitts on the 40k movie, suck it uwe boll the awesomeness of space marines shalt not be corrupted by you.

wait a second, i just figured something out hes serving the chaos gods ruining our lives.

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING INQUISITION BEFORE HE GETS LEFT 4 DEAD.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Have any of you guys ever heard Uwe Boll's interviews/DVD commentary? He actually thinks he's the next Speilburg! It's hilarious! He just disses all the critics as idiots who don't see how amazing his films are!

 

[The Political Gamer]

Can we kill him? Please?

"Gamers kill gamer film maker over film based on a game" - Jack Thompson would be all over that

Solution: Get Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll in a video game themed room then post the video feed to the internet. That way everyone wins!

 

[Kimarous]

Where will his evil hands strike next??..a Zelda game??.

...Do you seriously think Uwe Boll would ever acquire the rights? After the Zelda CDI debacle, I highly doubt it.

Can we kill him? Please?

"Gamers kill gamer film maker over film based on a game" - Jack Thompson would be all over that

You DO know that Jack Thompson was disbarred several months ago, right?

 

[Quadtrix]

I thought he was dead.
I am exceptionally disappointed and I will use this as proof that there is, in fact, no God.

Taking a look at the current state of America and its citizens, I'm pretty sure that became apparent quite some time ago.