Uwe Boll strikes again!
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That too and so are his products!.The_Deleted said:
I honestly don't trust the man to sit the right way on a toilet seat. He is filth of the lowest order. I wouldn't be surprised if he came up, directed and even stared in Monopoly: the zombie killing tycoon
A quick wiki search revealed this gem:Xvito said:
"Until the law was changed in 2005, Boll was able to acquire funding thanks to German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allowed investors in German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax deduction; it also allowed them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees associated with the loan. The investor was then only required to pay taxes on the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor got a tax writeoff"
In the DVD commentary of Alone in the Dark, Boll explains how he funds his films:
The Legend of Neil [http://www.atom.com/channel/channel_legend_of_neil/] certainly proved that entire argument wrong, didn't it?Darenus said:
People have been douchebagging about "HALF LIFE 2 LIVE ACTION CAN'T BE MADE!" for the pst 5 years yet a group of freelance movie directors proved that arugument entirely wrong [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.87965].
It can be made, with the right resources to the right people.
Uwe Boll and Michael Bay are the WRONG kind of people given the RIGHT kind of resources.
I'd watch that Monopoly movie as long as the evil character is Top hat and the protagonists are the racer and his drunkard sailor friend, Battleship.Skarin said:
You cannot simply kill Uwe Boll. He will merely regenerate.Cpt_Oblivious said:
The only way to kill him is by sprinkling acid in his eyes. Not too much though, or it will merely make him stronger.
After this, you must wrap the corpse in pink wrapping paper, lightly dust it with glitter, and set it down very carefully at the bottom of the Adriatic Sea.
Only then can you be sure he won't rise from his slumber and doom humanity.
Oh for the love of god, when will the creep stop making movies? In regards to who I quoted, I can see how that would be mercy killing. With him gone, the human race would be better off. And if he gets his hands on Zelda, I'LL take him out myselfsirdanrhodes said:
There's no way they'd let boll near a franchise like zelda surely??? Not that i want a zelda movie but i'd think it'd be safe from that hack.
The last time I watched one of his movies in theaters with some friends I ended up getting kicked out because I slapped the person who sold me the ticket and told the entire staff their children would be cursed for them profiting on that pile of spunk.
There's a petition that states that Uwe Boll will retire if it gets a million signatures. Last I checked, the Petition to Stop Dr. Boll (yes, he has a PhD in Literature...Weep for humanity) had 340,000 signatures. If anyone's interested, PM me and I'll give you the link.
