Uwe Boll strikes again!

[BonsaiK]

Uwe Boll is my hero. I hope he keeps buying up more computer game film licenses. It's not like the films will be any good no matter who gets the licenses, at least if he gets them they'll be unintentionally amusing rather than just plain boring.

 

[Steelfists]

Uwe Boll is my favourite German after the lead singer of Scooter.

 

[cowbell40]

Why do people keep selling him movie rights?!

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[Kelthurin]

Who would even fund this moron? Look at what disasters all his films have been. Surely no one made any serious profit from those calamities?

 

[CyberAkuma]

It can be made, with the right resources to the right people.
Uwe Boll and Michael Bay are the WRONG kind of people given the RIGHT kind of resources.

It can't be made. You could not make the main character Gordon Freeman. You'd have to make the characters rebels, or someone who wouldn't run into Gordon Freeman. If they ran into Gordon Freeman, they'd fuck up the character of that which is Freeman, and make him talk. And, the Vortiguants would all sing a musical at the middle of the movie, followed by the Combine bringing Hitler back to life. And Walt Disney.[/quote]

Did you even look at the links I posted in my first response?
Judging by your post you didn't.

The HL2 movie in my post is an excellent portrait of the HL2 universe without Gordon Freeman having to exist in it at all.
Again - look at the links I posted.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

We can only hope he suddenly desires to not make movies anymore or that no one will fund him.

Well he has started begging the public for funds, so I guess we are getting closer and closer to a Boll-less future.

 

[Christemo]

Legend: Hand of God was a shitty game anyway (look it up on Metacritic), but still, Uwe Boll´s House seriously needs to be hit by a barrage of 200mm shells.

 

[ae86gamer]

Can we kill him? Please?

Yes. I'll get the bat.

If he tries to make Zelda... I'll... *cracks knuckles*

 

[Christemo]

Can we kill him? Please?

You cannot simply kill Uwe Boll. He will merely regenerate.

The only way to kill him is by sprinkling acid in his eyes. Not too much though, or it will merely make him stronger.

After this, you must wrap the corpse in pink wrapping paper, lightly dust it with glitter, and set it down very carefully at the bottom of the Adriatic Sea.

Only then can you be sure he won't rise from his slumber and doom humanity.

That has got to be the funniest thing I've read all day.

i think we have to deploy the power of Chuck Norris to banish this Son of the bloody Devil.


edit: if that doesnt work, we´ll make him listen to this song untill he commits suicide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41A6zXVu6hI&feature=channel_page

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well he has started begging the public for funds, so I guess we are getting closer and closer to a Boll-less future.

No joke?

Brilliant.

 

[Christemo]

There is a reason I call him, Uwe "The Wrecking" Boll

Not Boll-ocks?

or the fire-boll?

 

[Macgyvercas]

Can we kill him? Please?

Yes. I'll get the bat.

If he tries to make Zelda... I'll... *cracks knuckles*

I'm with you. He is not to come within 500 miles of Zelda. If he does...*pumps shotgun*

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Well he has started begging the public for funds, so I guess we are getting closer and closer to a Boll-less future.

No joke?

Brilliant.

Aye, he had a fundraiser going for some film, I don't remember something to do with terrorists...and basically depending on how much money you gave, you could be on set while it filmed and get a singed copy of the DVD.

I seriously considered doing it, it would have been an experience nonetheless, and I would have been in headshot range...

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

We must force him to say his name backwards and send him back to the fifth dimension from whence he came.

 

[Robert632]

if he does do a zelda movie, nintendo may axe the franchise just to show they have no association with Uwe boll.then he will be murdered in the most painfull way possible.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Aye, he had a fundraiser going for some film, I don't remember something to do with terrorists...and basically depending on how much money you gave, you could be on set while it filmed and get a singed copy of the DVD.

I seriously considered doing it, it would have been an experience nonetheless, and I would have been in headshot range...

If you're talking about Postal, that, unfortunately, did quite well.

 

[WolfmanNougat]

Well not really, but I think an actual game related murder (since we've stated numerous times that Mr.Boll should be killed due to him ruining out games) may just help him get people's attention.

Therefore I suggest we make it look like an accident, let's face it with all our stealth game skills it should be easy...

A very sound descision...
We must study his routines, find a vulnerable point. Muhaha, and so on.

 

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