Velociraptor Shooter: Pierre's Adventure through Insectland

[Eldritch Warlord]

Aren't Vikings by definition Pirates? If they don't go viking (its actually a verb, to vike - to be seafaring and plunder, or something like that) they're just Norse people.

True, but Vikings would "feel" different from pirates. Vikings would be violent and brutal while pirates would be more cunning.

And viking means "leaving one's home to search for resources that can be aquired and brought back." Generally that means plundering by sea but that was just because of the geography of Scandinavia, it could be trading or even long hunting trips.

 

[the protaginist]

okay brace yourself.


you play as an american assassin who lives in poland named carl strople who is a great sniper,who goes to new york city to assassanate the president cuz carl's being payed by assim feroz becuase the U.S.A. is opposing the plan to disarm isreal.but then,right before he takes the shot,the target changes to assim feroz.he shoots assim,but the bullet misses all vital organs and assim is hospitalized.but then Carl goes to colorado becuase he needs to discover the power of god and find out his name is actually johnny drake.but then a rival assassin named englishman captures johnny/carl's girlfriend whose name is kelly and goes to assassinate the president becuase the target changed again,but then johnny flies by helicopter to texas and confronts englishman after he kills 300 snipers,40 tanks,and 2 APCs.
BUT THEN...englishman tells johnny that he is a demon(hes a demon by the way)sent by a man named marseveeus black to tell johnny that hes the messiah or something.johnny doesn't believe him becuase he's blind now cuz god made him blind.then the have a big climatic showdown.

it's alot better then it sounds.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

okay brace yourself.


you play as an american assassin who lives in poland named carl strople who is a great sniper,who goes to new york city to assassanate the president cuz carl's being payed by assim feroz becuase the U.S.A. is opposing the plan to disarm isreal.but then,right before he takes the shot,the target changes to assim feroz.he shoots assim,but the bullet misses all vital organs and assim is hospitalized.but then Carl goes to colorado becuase he needs to discover the power of god and find out his name is actually johnny drake.but then a rival assassin named englishman captures johnny/carl's girlfriend whose name is kelly and goes to assassinate the president becuase the target changed again,but then johnny flies by helicopter to texas and confronts englishman after he kills 300 snipers,40 tanks,and 2 APCs.
BUT THEN...englishman tells johnny that he is a demon(hes a demon by the way)sent by a man named marseveeus black to tell johnny that hes the messiah or something.johnny doesn't believe him becuase he's blind now cuz god made him blind.then the have a big climatic showdown.

it's alot better then it sounds.

That's more of a plot than a game. Kudos for an original plot.

 

[the protaginist]

not original plot.it's based loosely on the book saint by ted dekker.


but an actual idea i had is a stealth game wear you try to steal legendary items of gaming(47's silverballers,niko's jacket,the velociraptor gun...so on and so forth.and the last levelis set in aulstralia where you steal...YATHZEES HAT.


edit:...jeez,you can really see how tired i was when typing this...

 

[Hey Joe]

An RPG in the grand tradition of Final Fantasy

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It would be a game where your character died after a tragic fellatio accident, and went to Heaven. While in Heaven, you meet Jimi Hendrix who has a problem, you see, he came to heaven but his guitars didn't.

In fact, Hendrix asked God for a guitar but God refused saying that the guitar is a devil's instrument. Now Hendrix is left with a harp, but it just isn't doing it for him. This makes Hendrix a sad panda.

This....may be a problem as the Heavenly Charter doesn't allow unhappiness in Heaven. Now, noticing Hendrix being sad, God sends for the Devil. You see, they have a bit of a deal going on. Because God can't use violence, he employs the devil to do his dirty work for him, so that one day the Devil may be allowed back into Heaven.

You as the newest member of Heaven, have not been stripped of the concept of violence yet (Violence isn't even a word in Heaven) so it's up to you to hold back the Devil's assassins (who are disguised as angles).

To do this, you will use anything you can find. Fists, unusually heavy clouds, cheesecake, you name it.

After holding them off, Hendrix decides he can't live in constant fear any more and decides to take the fight to the Devil himself. He allows himself to be captured, and you go along for the ride (for being an accessory to miserableness which as we all know is a crime in Heaven)

You get to Hell, you look around you and see the most kick ass party of all time happening. Joplin's there, so is B.B King playin' the blues! Hendrix feels right at home, but there's a settle to score with God, to do that you'll have to break out of Satan's prison (Used to imprison all the cats who be bringin' down the party).

Using a mixture of stealth game play and good ol' fashioned punching to the face, you get free. You steal B.B King's guitar (Hendrix needs his fix), but you're still in hell.

So you're off to see the Devil, the Wonderful Devil of Hell.

Along the way you'll bring along a party of cats who have been kicked out of Heaven for disobeying the rules.

In your party, you'll have Al Capone who can kick ass with a Tommy Gun. Bruce Lee who has the awesome power of the dragon inside him (No Dragons allowed in Heaven). Dracula who has the previously unexplored power of shooting lasers out of his eyes. To complete the party, Judy Garland comes along with the power of making people's heads explode with her powerful shreiking.

Along the way, you'll fight a horde of the Devil's minions, and some special warriors in the service of Lucifer such as 2Pac, Johnny Carson and Dean Marten.

After completing your epic journey (including a love triangle between Al Capone, Bruce Lee and Judy Garland) to the heart of Hell, you'll face Beelzebub himself.

After you fight him in the most epic battle ever seen in Hell (Which draws a crowd too), Lucifer will be on his final legs. What happens when Lucifer dies though? Well, he gets reincarnated right on the spot.

Only this time he doesn't want to fight, because he realises now that God has no intention of letting him back into heaven, and wants bloody minded revenge. He can't take God on though, he's too weak after the fight. Instead he gives all members of the party a special weapon. He gives Hendrix the guitar of a thousand licks, Capone the Tommy Gun of Vengeance, Lee the mystical Dragon Armour and Garland the microphone of death.

Finally to you, Lucifer stop for a moment. He tells you you died not by the intention of God, but by his hand. He knew God would screw him, but had to go along for the ride if he was to assemble the greatest party of all time to take God down.

He had to test you along the way to build your strength and resolve, but now you have proven yourself in the eyes of the devil, he give you the greatest weapon of all time. A rubber chicken.

As your party ascends to Heaven, God realises the jig is up and send his angels after you. They're no match for you, as they have not fought for Millenia and are rusty.

God prepares himself for a final showdown. As you approach him, your party gets weaker and weaker, until only you are left to face him.

This is the showdown to end all showdowns.

A massive battle ensues, one that the bards will sing about for the ages. As God grows weaker, one by one your party members are revived. First Judy Garland, the Bruce Lee, Al Capone and finally Jimi Hendrix who delivers the final blow with a kick ass version of 'Red House'.

God is defeated.

The sky glows red, as a sinister laughter permeates the plane. Lucifer Rises. He now has the power of God and the Devil in him, and sees no need for you to exist.

As you ready yourself for one final battle, Judy Garland tells Al Capone that she loves him.

Suddenly, the room fills with all the angels you have fought and all of the Devil's minions you have slaughtered. It's good vs evil on the grandest scale!

After the epic battle, and only Lucifer is left. Hendrix drives his guitar into his heart, Capone shoots him in the groin, Lee kicks him in the face and Garland explodes his ears with a demented song.

It's not enough though....it's up to you to finish him off.

You deliver a final blow...a rubber chicken to the head.

Lucifer explodes into a thousand pieces overhead, and the game finishes. What will happen to Heaven and Hell now, who will they be ruled by?

I forsee a sequel.

 

[Tetsuo_Godmode]

how about you just take a few of the old LucasArts adventure games and spliced them together
example- you play as Bernard Threepwood and with the help of your freind Max, you must become a pirate so you can stop the evil tentacle who stole the frozen sasquach and is planning to sell it to zombie/ghost pirate LeChuck as voodoo ingredients, so it can use the money to take over a motorcycle company and then THE WORLD!!!

 

[The Thief]

You're an elite force of doctors who pilot nanorobot soldiers through patients' bodies to stop a sentient virus epidemic.

 

[PurpleRain]

Aren't Vikings by definition Pirates? If they don't go viking (its actually a verb, to vike - to be seafaring and plunder, or something like that) they're just Norse people.

True, but Vikings would "feel" different from pirates. Vikings would be violent and brutal while pirates would be more cunning.

And viking means "leaving one's home to search for resources that can be aquired and brought back." Generally that means plundering by sea but that was just because of the geography of Scandinavia, it could be trading or even long hunting trips.

Vikings: Axes, gods, hammers, ale!
Pirates: Rifles, peg legs, cannons, rum!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Aren't Vikings by definition Pirates? If they don't go viking (its actually a verb, to vike - to be seafaring and plunder, or something like that) they're just Norse people.

True, but Vikings would "feel" different from pirates. Vikings would be violent and brutal while pirates would be more cunning.

And viking means "leaving one's home to search for resources that can be aquired and brought back." Generally that means plundering by sea but that was just because of the geography of Scandinavia, it could be trading or even long hunting trips.

Vikings: Axes, gods, hammers, ale!
Pirates: Rifles, peg legs, cannons, rum!

Alright fine, but I'll act as the judge on the gods abilities. After all, Odin is my middle name.

I always love when the situation allows me to use that line.

Edit cause i'm stupid.

 

[fusion_cell]

Extreme Paper Pigs Racer: on the Wii

Pigs made out of paper which you ride but before you can race you must first go on a quest to find a piece of paper then fold it using the Wii-mote and then ride it back to the race where you must race around high speed tracks, along cliff edges, over jumps and such and obsticles like water where you have to slow down or you pig will disintigrate, and other stuff like that. You also get weapons such a sonic oink and uber poop.

Then there could be a whole series like Extreme Paper Areoplane Racer, Extreme Paper Hotdog Racer: Mustard Edition. etc

IP copyright of fusion_cell

anyway just a thaught

 

[Doug]

That second person shooter idea:
You play a member of the combine security, trying to stop the super-powerful npc gordan freeman from invading the cidatel, and when you die, you respawn into another member of the combine. It'd be a game about trying to slow him down, using you're cannon-fodder like men to clog up his guns with dead flesh, whilst you try and stop him from getting to medic stations and recharge stations so you can wittle his health down to zero.

As for pirates and vikings...well, I hate to tell you guys, but Pirates, Vikings, and Knights is already available as a Half Life 2 mod...

As for Pierre, how about he only has two raptors that he can train and let get more powerful, as well as re-collecting them after they've eaten the bad guys?


How about, you are a game where you are getting royally screwed over by corporate greyness and you have toe rescue gaming titles from the grey-flood?


Ok, ok, serious idea now.... how about an RPG or MMORPG that was very open - lets say, you start off with one city - a colony on a new world, for example, and over time, you collect enough resources with your mates or guild to found other settlements. Over time, these turn into cities where you can run for major, fight in the streets, fight crime in the streets, run businesses, quest over the world, etc, etc. Maybe even help build a new colony ship and found other worlds? It'd be damn hard to do but it is the 21st century after all! Would be easier to do in MUD's and MUX's a time ago, but MMORPG, and MMOG's are the way of things now.

How about you are an up and coming artist and you have to create new works to try and impress the 'art critics' (i.e. an AI or something).

How about you start as an ordinary man and try to shape the world - either by peace protests, getting involved in politics, bribing government, or even becoming an assasin servinig your own ends. Or a mixture of the all of them! Sort of like a Deus Ex/Vampire Bloodlines/GTA/Republic: Revolution/the Politics machine, all mixed together.

Some great ideas where already posted on site, pointlesswasteoftime.com thats now sadly absorbed into 'cracked.com' - here are the ones I recall:
Mass Driver - you have a truck, a mass driver gun, and a destination. Your truck is fired at thousands of miles per hour, and you get to see the craters from your bounces and eventual death.

WW3 - a real war game. An MMOFPS - the whole world as your battlefield, 2 or more massive armies, and chains of supply and command for the RTS/TBS fans.

Deconstruction - your a giant mech who's task is to help demolish a building using your hands.

A -real- superhero deathmatch, with building being destroyed, cars thrown like cardboard boxes, and people fleeing from the crossfire.



Anywho, those are the 4 I remember off top of my head.

 

[Doug]

I dunno, it just feels like it lost some of its spark in the transfer. But thats just me, I imagine most of the other reads switched over happily, heh

 

[goodman528]

I'm seriously trying to imagine what a second-person shooter would be like. All I can think of is the main character is constantly looking directly at the camera, but that just feels like a weird way of playing third-person...

A second person shooter would have you, the player, telling the guy with the guns what to do.

If you think about it all games in which you directly control people are second person.

My idea: A side-scrolling action-puzzle game in which you control a gun-toting space ranger earthworm, wait. *whispering* Are you serious! How is it possible that someone did that already?

A game where you are the hostage, and have to persuade the men with guns not to shoot you.

 

[Rossmallo]

A game where your character sets on fire for no apparent reason all the time.

Voiced by Tom Cruise.