Video Game Lines That You'll Go on a Killing Spree if you Hear One More Time

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Launching Probe....

ffssssssssssssss

*fractures fist on mute button!!!!!!*

 

[Purkki]

"As smooth as a single tone." Fucking Empire Earth 3
Every Rochelle's line from L4D 2
Also, NOT ENOUGH GOLD! N-N-N-N-NOT ENOUGH GOLD!

 

[Aerograt]

"Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!"

Resident Evil 5.

 

[Sansha]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter.

Followed by a pelting of Fat Man Mini Nukes.

This. Cass is a sweetiepie, but the girl needs to learn some shut the fuck up.

 

[Daggedawg]

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

Repeat once every two seconds (no, literally!) and you've ruined a perfectly good boss fight.

 

[commodore96]

The water is calm want to surf?

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I think I speak for all the Fable players when I say- Use your stick!

how could you possible forget about this annoying ass phrase?!??!1

good god the guildmaster was annoying as piss by the end of the game with this phrase being said all the damn time..

OT: Also would like to add to the annoying ass portal song stay alive singers, please, fuck off, i can't tell you how annoying it is to hear gamers try to sing that song or murmur it at all, i will choke you to death with one hand if i hear it one more time in person.

 

[loony636]

For all the Resident Evil 4 fans:

LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[Grospoliner]

I think I would have to say...

NIKO!!!!!!!1

 

[Cheesus333]

RELOAD, DOCTOR FREEMAN!

Sorry Freeman, let me get out of your way.
Excuse me Dr. Freeman.
Sorry Freeman.
Scuse me Doct-

[HEADING=1]WHY AM I EVEN SAVING YOU PEOPLE!?[/HEADING]

 

[InsipidMadness]

I know it's already been said but I like this representation of it.

 

[standokan]

medic, MEDIC, MEEEEEDIIIC!!

just silly

 

[teh_Canape]

[HEADING=1]YOU'RE ON MY WAY, SIR[/HEADING]

must.resist.rising.murderous.rage

 

[Russian_Assassin]

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

Yeah, for a WHOLE YEAR! You have calibrated the whole ship and it can't be more calibrated! Are you trying to make the Normandy overdose on calibrations? Are you trying to KILL US ALL you maniac?!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!"

Resident Evil 5.

OH MY GOD. So true, especially if you're playing with a friend and they just mash the button.

OT: NEUTRALIZE. NEUTRALIZE. NEUTRALIZE. NEUTRALI--DIE!! NEUTRALIZE. NEUTRALIZE... (Sentinel from Marvel vs Capcom 3)

 

[Tearopenthelives]

"Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!"

Resident Evil 5.

Sheva! Sheva! Sheva! Sheva! Sheva! Sheva! HURRRRRYYY! Sheva! Sheva! Sheva! Sheva!

 

[Zarthek]

Dragon Age: Origins, walk into an area that's filled with traps and all you'll hear from your rogue for what feels like minutes is "TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP! TRAP!...."

 

[Amphoteric]

Can it wait I have some calibrations.

 

[master m99]

"helloooooo!" tingle loz wind waker, my god dam friend played through that game with me and by played with i mean trolled me with bombs and if im out of ruppys for him to blow me up with he would just spam "heeeeeeellooooo!" gah!

 

[Annoying Turd]

"HALT!" (TESIIaggerfall)

'What can change the nature of a man?'